@audionysus.bsky.social
Rachel Reeves's palms were sweaty,
Growth weak, forecast heavy
The OBR released the details of the budget already
Growth weak, forecast heavy
The OBR released the details of the budget already
December 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Rachel Reeves's palms were sweaty,
Growth weak, forecast heavy
The OBR released the details of the budget already
Growth weak, forecast heavy
The OBR released the details of the budget already
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My father has a 1200+ day Spanish streak on Duolingo. We went on holiday to Spain recently and he could hardly string two sentences together. What the fuck is the point of that app?
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
My father has a 1200+ day Spanish streak on Duolingo. We went on holiday to Spain recently and he could hardly string two sentences together. What the fuck is the point of that app?
Putin has a vision for a united Europe, where all countries are one -> Russia.
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Putin has a vision for a united Europe, where all countries are one -> Russia.
David Cameron, Rachel Reeves and Jeremy Hunt all studied PPE at Oxford University, which stands for Piss Poor Economics - Zach Polanski
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
David Cameron, Rachel Reeves and Jeremy Hunt all studied PPE at Oxford University, which stands for Piss Poor Economics - Zach Polanski
I've said it before and I'll say it again, angry Cuomo kid.
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again, angry Cuomo kid.
November 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
@herring1967.bsky.social I asked ChatGPT the human centipede emergency question and it said David Attenborough at the front and Gordon Ramsay at the back
October 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
@herring1967.bsky.social I asked ChatGPT the human centipede emergency question and it said David Attenborough at the front and Gordon Ramsay at the back
@schreiberland.bsky.social what's your favorite wiggles song and why
October 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
@schreiberland.bsky.social what's your favorite wiggles song and why
'A south-west London council has reversed its decision to fine a woman £150 for pouring the remnants of her coffee down a gully'
Those three enforcement officers should head on down to the Thames and see what fines they can dish out for the amount of raw sewage Thames water dump each day
Those three enforcement officers should head on down to the Thames and see what fines they can dish out for the amount of raw sewage Thames water dump each day
October 23, 2025 at 7:22 AM
'A south-west London council has reversed its decision to fine a woman £150 for pouring the remnants of her coffee down a gully'
Those three enforcement officers should head on down to the Thames and see what fines they can dish out for the amount of raw sewage Thames water dump each day
Those three enforcement officers should head on down to the Thames and see what fines they can dish out for the amount of raw sewage Thames water dump each day
The grand old Duke of York, he gave 12 million quid, to someone he never met, for something he never did.
October 19, 2025 at 7:05 AM
The grand old Duke of York, he gave 12 million quid, to someone he never met, for something he never did.
The jury heard how a few days later Mr Khan posted a response, in which he demanded Farage delete his Youtube video.
He said he wanted to marry Farage's sister, before making the gun gesture, saying "pop, pop, pop" and then headbutting his phone.
😂
He said he wanted to marry Farage's sister, before making the gun gesture, saying "pop, pop, pop" and then headbutting his phone.
😂
October 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The jury heard how a few days later Mr Khan posted a response, in which he demanded Farage delete his Youtube video.
He said he wanted to marry Farage's sister, before making the gun gesture, saying "pop, pop, pop" and then headbutting his phone.
😂
He said he wanted to marry Farage's sister, before making the gun gesture, saying "pop, pop, pop" and then headbutting his phone.
😂
'Denmark says 'professional actor' behind drone incursions over its airports'
Narrows it down, it's not Adam Sandler
Narrows it down, it's not Adam Sandler
September 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
'Denmark says 'professional actor' behind drone incursions over its airports'
Narrows it down, it's not Adam Sandler
Narrows it down, it's not Adam Sandler
'Elon Musk
named in new Epstein files'
Sorry, pedo guy
named in new Epstein files'
Sorry, pedo guy
September 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
'Elon Musk
named in new Epstein files'
Sorry, pedo guy
named in new Epstein files'
Sorry, pedo guy
'Starmer to announce plans for digital ID scheme'
Does Keir have no policy left, apart from a recycled Blair project binned 20 yrs ago?
Does Keir have no policy left, apart from a recycled Blair project binned 20 yrs ago?
September 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
'Starmer to announce plans for digital ID scheme'
Does Keir have no policy left, apart from a recycled Blair project binned 20 yrs ago?
Does Keir have no policy left, apart from a recycled Blair project binned 20 yrs ago?
Ryan Routh, the man accused of trying to assassinate Trump is a true patriot
"A question about, a turtle in the road, would one stop or move it?"
A request to challenge Trump to "a beatdown session" or a round of golf
Asked to call Trump as a witness, described as "insecure ego idiot – mad fool"
"A question about, a turtle in the road, would one stop or move it?"
A request to challenge Trump to "a beatdown session" or a round of golf
Asked to call Trump as a witness, described as "insecure ego idiot – mad fool"
September 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Ryan Routh, the man accused of trying to assassinate Trump is a true patriot
"A question about, a turtle in the road, would one stop or move it?"
A request to challenge Trump to "a beatdown session" or a round of golf
Asked to call Trump as a witness, described as "insecure ego idiot – mad fool"
"A question about, a turtle in the road, would one stop or move it?"
A request to challenge Trump to "a beatdown session" or a round of golf
Asked to call Trump as a witness, described as "insecure ego idiot – mad fool"
'Blair joins White House meeting with Trump on post-war Gaza'
Just when you thought the situation couldn't get any more fucked
Just when you thought the situation couldn't get any more fucked
August 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
'Blair joins White House meeting with Trump on post-war Gaza'
Just when you thought the situation couldn't get any more fucked
Just when you thought the situation couldn't get any more fucked
You can't even say "you can't even say things" anymore!
August 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
You can't even say "you can't even say things" anymore!
@jagohazzard.bsky.social
I've been traveling on the SWR trains for a while now and was wondering why the class 450 trains make a strange oscillating noise when arriving and leaving. Example 25 seconds m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0SG...
I've been traveling on the SWR trains for a while now and was wondering why the class 450 trains make a strange oscillating noise when arriving and leaving. Example 25 seconds m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0SG...
SWR class 450 SWR class 444 departed from Portsmouth Harbor
YouTube video by SWR Trainspotting
m.youtube.com
August 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
@jagohazzard.bsky.social
I've been traveling on the SWR trains for a while now and was wondering why the class 450 trains make a strange oscillating noise when arriving and leaving. Example 25 seconds m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0SG...
I've been traveling on the SWR trains for a while now and was wondering why the class 450 trains make a strange oscillating noise when arriving and leaving. Example 25 seconds m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0SG...
On Saturday, Keir Starmer praised Trump for having brought an end to the war in Ukraine "closer than ever before"
Keir you sycophant
Keir you sycophant
August 17, 2025 at 8:24 AM
On Saturday, Keir Starmer praised Trump for having brought an end to the war in Ukraine "closer than ever before"
Keir you sycophant
Keir you sycophant
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Steward's enquiry regarding Professor Hal's answer on Mystery Hour yesterday, about fizzy drinks making eyes water. The Eustachian tubes connect the naso pharynx to the middle ear not the eyes. So that's not the mechanism by which eyes water.
July 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Steward's enquiry regarding Professor Hal's answer on Mystery Hour yesterday, about fizzy drinks making eyes water. The Eustachian tubes connect the naso pharynx to the middle ear not the eyes. So that's not the mechanism by which eyes water.
The taco king strikes again www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... #taco
Trump delays tariffs as the rest of the world plays hardball
The US president reveals his poker
www.bbc.co.uk
July 9, 2025 at 9:30 AM
The taco king strikes again www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... #taco
So taco king Dipshit Donald, has enacted a travel ban citing the attack in Colorado, which was carried out by an Egyptian national. Neither Egypt nor Russia are on the travel ban list.
#TACO
#TACO
June 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
So taco king Dipshit Donald, has enacted a travel ban citing the attack in Colorado, which was carried out by an Egyptian national. Neither Egypt nor Russia are on the travel ban list.
#TACO
#TACO
Tony Blair says current net zero policies 'doomed to fail'
I don't think we need to take diktats from a war criminal
I don't think we need to take diktats from a war criminal
April 30, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Tony Blair says current net zero policies 'doomed to fail'
I don't think we need to take diktats from a war criminal
I don't think we need to take diktats from a war criminal
'Musk to reduce Doge role after Tesla profits plunge'
Who'd have thought, that being a Nazi would be harmful to profits?
Who'd have thought, that being a Nazi would be harmful to profits?
April 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
'Musk to reduce Doge role after Tesla profits plunge'
Who'd have thought, that being a Nazi would be harmful to profits?
Who'd have thought, that being a Nazi would be harmful to profits?