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unskippable cut scene 🇨🇦🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️
been looking for this fucking book for a whole ass year, refused to get it new, it’s such a thing people donate to thrifts. TODAY IT HAPPENED.
September 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
bigby loves the new couch and the new birdfeeder 😭 my baby 😭😭 (she’s gonna be 12 this year??)
January 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
ruined it for me
January 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
joan baez for original beer-flavoured nipples. look at the way leonard cohen looked at her too. these soft men met a ball buster and folded like card tables.
January 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I GUESS.
December 8, 2024 at 6:21 PM
we saw you from across the bar and we hate your vibe
December 3, 2024 at 4:31 AM
one actor / four roles
December 1, 2024 at 9:54 PM
if he was part of your sexual awakening, how’s perimenopause going?
December 1, 2024 at 1:44 AM
modern oracle dril predicting candles costing like $38 now
November 30, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Woman Takes Break From Principles to Enjoy Breakfast Tater Tot Hollandaise Poutine at Known Convoy Supporter Owned Diner
November 23, 2024 at 3:11 PM
I got an unexplained refund from the PWHL for $49 and the bottom of the Ticketmaster email just says “Questions?” with no clickable link or contact info. Got questions? Haha go fuck yourself!! xoxo tm <3
November 22, 2024 at 7:04 AM
covid booster #7.
November 4, 2023 at 6:18 PM
Will I never know a moment of peace.
November 1, 2023 at 2:57 PM
Our old pom Bandit never liked our gsd Bigby lying too close to him but since he went fully deaf this year he relies on her much more and they’re always lying together nowadays 😭
November 1, 2023 at 2:14 PM
Rewatching Crimson Peak (perfect movie, no notes, in Guillermo we trust) and knowing him this can’t be a coincidence right?
October 30, 2023 at 12:55 AM
chalamet’s not quite at dylan yet still mostly stuck at jeremy allen white as a french tightrope walker
October 20, 2023 at 2:44 AM
Occasionally I am reminded why I refuse to get off this infernal machine.
September 18, 2023 at 1:47 AM
September 15, 2023 at 8:50 PM
hi barbie
September 9, 2023 at 8:55 PM
Painted faces at my niece’s fifth birthday fairy party today and ended up being painted and stickered in return and had the absolute best time 🥹🥰
September 9, 2023 at 8:47 PM
(huge bong hit) idk what’s more wild, calling François Vatel merely “the founder of whipped cream” or framing the whole Chantilly debacle as “mishaps” in light of the Fouquet vs Louis XIV thing a decade earlier but either way: lmao this paragraph
September 9, 2023 at 3:14 AM
my boy 🥰
August 26, 2023 at 7:01 PM
he’d look good in JNCOs
August 22, 2023 at 1:08 AM
BRAND NEW NIECE 😍
August 16, 2023 at 2:18 AM
bandit is 14 today 😭 here he is age 0
August 14, 2023 at 2:08 AM