well this won’t age well 🥴
Fucking incredible dystopian shit, comparing super rich people risking millions if not billions of lives just to make more money to people that risked their life actually building incredible things that would then make millions of dollars for super rich people.
December 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
well this won’t age well 🥴
my mother is in town for christmas at my uncle’s. too close for comfort. :(
December 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
my mother is in town for christmas at my uncle’s. too close for comfort. :(
genuinely worried that club chalamet is going to selina timchams
December 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
genuinely worried that club chalamet is going to selina timchams
the algorithm should know to show me videos about like thrifting, misandry, people falling over, oscar isaac — and ignore that one time i gardened good then watched kung fu tiktoks for two hours
November 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
the algorithm should know to show me videos about like thrifting, misandry, people falling over, oscar isaac — and ignore that one time i gardened good then watched kung fu tiktoks for two hours
my lotr mapquest joke killed it in the group chat today
October 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
my lotr mapquest joke killed it in the group chat today
gonna get kicked out of the richmond fair for asking the canadian army booth about the genocide in palestine and for booing the hudson’s bay
September 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
gonna get kicked out of the richmond fair for asking the canadian army booth about the genocide in palestine and for booing the hudson’s bay
been looking for this fucking book for a whole ass year, refused to get it new, it’s such a thing people donate to thrifts. TODAY IT HAPPENED.
September 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
been looking for this fucking book for a whole ass year, refused to get it new, it’s such a thing people donate to thrifts. TODAY IT HAPPENED.
men don’t get lost at sea like they used to.
September 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
men don’t get lost at sea like they used to.
the funniest thing to happen all week was someone putting a labubu on karl marx’s grave
July 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
the funniest thing to happen all week was someone putting a labubu on karl marx’s grave
in my head Dry Bowser has Javier Bardem’s voice
June 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
in my head Dry Bowser has Javier Bardem’s voice
day 984 of late-late-stage capitalism. you enter your david cronenberg in LAST NIGHT (1998) era, delivering performative customer service as entropy becomes policy and the radio counts down the top 500 songs of all time. number 381 was tubthumping.
June 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
day 984 of late-late-stage capitalism. you enter your david cronenberg in LAST NIGHT (1998) era, delivering performative customer service as entropy becomes policy and the radio counts down the top 500 songs of all time. number 381 was tubthumping.
Would you still love me if I altered my whole vibe to be more like
Richard Kind’s.
Richard Kind’s.
March 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Would you still love me if I altered my whole vibe to be more like
Richard Kind’s.
Richard Kind’s.
bullying the tories by cashing $400 of free money then not voting for them 🎉
February 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
bullying the tories by cashing $400 of free money then not voting for them 🎉
watching the second season of #euphoria and they flashbacked to the early 90s for young cal and every song they played was my jam, i think i can party with zendaya but really i’m the fucking cryptkeeper
January 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
watching the second season of #euphoria and they flashbacked to the early 90s for young cal and every song they played was my jam, i think i can party with zendaya but really i’m the fucking cryptkeeper
one of my favourite innocuous things about the #pwhl is them remaking the jerseys with the player names at the bottom so their ponytails and braids don’t hide them.
January 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
one of my favourite innocuous things about the #pwhl is them remaking the jerseys with the player names at the bottom so their ponytails and braids don’t hide them.
bigby loves the new couch and the new birdfeeder 😭 my baby 😭😭 (she’s gonna be 12 this year??)
January 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
bigby loves the new couch and the new birdfeeder 😭 my baby 😭😭 (she’s gonna be 12 this year??)
got up earlyish, went for breakfast, ran a couple errands. home by eleven. by noon we were back in our sweatpants on the couch playing video games and 😶🌫️. shoutout to days that refuel you so you can continue dealing with [gestures at everything else]
January 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
got up earlyish, went for breakfast, ran a couple errands. home by eleven. by noon we were back in our sweatpants on the couch playing video games and 😶🌫️. shoutout to days that refuel you so you can continue dealing with [gestures at everything else]
every time kylo takes off his helmet for the first time in the force awakens i’m like absolutely wild that they cast the guy from girls for this
January 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
every time kylo takes off his helmet for the first time in the force awakens i’m like absolutely wild that they cast the guy from girls for this
me using Voice on someone to make them do my bidding: “… but no worries if not!”
January 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
me using Voice on someone to make them do my bidding: “… but no worries if not!”
i thrifted someone’s dad’s old ass stamp collection for $3.99 and the first stamp i looked up is worth over $200 on ebay, is this how i manage to retire?
January 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
i thrifted someone’s dad’s old ass stamp collection for $3.99 and the first stamp i looked up is worth over $200 on ebay, is this how i manage to retire?
you know what’s for sure s-tier: videos of dogs thinking the food on tv is real
January 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
you know what’s for sure s-tier: videos of dogs thinking the food on tv is real
obviously they should stop after dune messiah UNLESS it's to make a goofy comedy about the duncan gholas divorced of all context
January 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
obviously they should stop after dune messiah UNLESS it's to make a goofy comedy about the duncan gholas divorced of all context
joan baez for original beer-flavoured nipples. look at the way leonard cohen looked at her too. these soft men met a ball buster and folded like card tables.
January 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
joan baez for original beer-flavoured nipples. look at the way leonard cohen looked at her too. these soft men met a ball buster and folded like card tables.
guys you won’t believe it
guess who accidentally took her morning stimulants right before bed WHOOPS #adhd
January 5, 2025 at 8:48 AM
guys you won’t believe it