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Audens
@audens.bsky.social
· Oct 18
what if you were jacking off and a genie came out of the tip
I'm something of a baka anjin
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I'm something of a baka anjin
nice try zach cregger
hot dogs could be a thanksgiving side
November 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
nice try zach cregger
I'm liberal. i love job iden
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I'm liberal. i love job iden
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
i exhibit 2/3 of the Dark Triad: "Playing" and "Having Fun"
November 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
i exhibit 2/3 of the Dark Triad: "Playing" and "Having Fun"
what is there to even say about this shit anymore except "lmao". so, lmao
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
what is there to even say about this shit anymore except "lmao". so, lmao
rick and morty need to take their goddamn lives seriously dude
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
rick and morty need to take their goddamn lives seriously dude
why does email have an algorithm
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
why does email have an algorithm
i can't wait for trump to die i hope it happens soon
November 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
i can't wait for trump to die i hope it happens soon
i bought one thing from the United Kingdom and one thing from Hong Kong and I'm really excited to see if either of them ever gets delivered to me
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
i bought one thing from the United Kingdom and one thing from Hong Kong and I'm really excited to see if either of them ever gets delivered to me
i sort of get people using twitter because that's where the governance of the United States happens but sincerely why is anyone on Facebook
The latest trend in Facebook’s ever downward spiral down the AI slop toilet are AI deportation videos. And the Facebook algorithm is rewarding creators for it. @jasonkoebler.bsky.social reports.
Full story: www.404media.co/ai-generated...
Full story: www.404media.co/ai-generated...
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
i sort of get people using twitter because that's where the governance of the United States happens but sincerely why is anyone on Facebook
the president is a nazi pedophile and every mainstream media outfit doesn't care at all. lol
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
the president is a nazi pedophile and every mainstream media outfit doesn't care at all. lol
it's so funny that Charlie Kirk with the tiny face and weird freak mouth got shot and killed and the president pretended to care about it for less than a day
November 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
it's so funny that Charlie Kirk with the tiny face and weird freak mouth got shot and killed and the president pretended to care about it for less than a day
i love the phantoms
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 12:22 PM
i love the phantoms
I'm not saying anyone deserves anything bluesky moderation team but this is the natural consequence of supporting this Nazi pedophile and being in his party and you earned it. earned and deserved are not synonyms
(Politico) - An Indiana Senate Republican who President Donald Trump called out in a Truth Social post Sunday for not backing the White House’s plan to draw new congressional maps was later targeted by a swatting, according to local authorities.
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I'm not saying anyone deserves anything bluesky moderation team but this is the natural consequence of supporting this Nazi pedophile and being in his party and you earned it. earned and deserved are not synonyms
no they aren't. this is not happening
She's the only one actively laying the groundwork for when Trump is gone. That the groundwork is pretty disgusting and scary is something also to be noted. I've noticed a lot of anti-Dem lefties saying "isn't it really interesting what MTG is doing" in an admiring way 🫠
November 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
no they aren't. this is not happening
can't spell "superman" without, "man". problematic of him
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
can't spell "superman" without, "man". problematic of him
if i had a million dollar camera that was like one of ten in the entire world I would not destroy it. but that's just me
Christopher Nolan confirms ‘THE ODYSSEY’ was the first feature film to be filmed entirely with IMAX film cameras
“I did not destroy an IMAX camera on this film. I have destroyed several in my time, but these ones survived The Odyssey”
(Source: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...)
“I did not destroy an IMAX camera on this film. I have destroyed several in my time, but these ones survived The Odyssey”
(Source: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...)
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
if i had a million dollar camera that was like one of ten in the entire world I would not destroy it. but that's just me
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really a pretty embarrassing few fucking weeks for Bluesky content moderation and what passes for a comms team
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
really a pretty embarrassing few fucking weeks for Bluesky content moderation and what passes for a comms team
my name is jaynard kames meenan
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
my name is jaynard kames meenan