This is like a birthday present to me

I'M NOT WRONG THOUGH IT'S SO GOOD the fact that I have to wait multiple months for the next one every time is cruel to me personally

Clues by Sam - Dec 12th 2025 (Hard)
Less than 10 minutes
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I've been getting so much better at these lately but this one tripped me up so badly for no good reason 😭

Ok admittedly it usually more accurately ends up being a combination of both gifs. I am doing the ddu-du ddu-du dance while weeping in the rain. I contain multitudes.

How it actually ends up feeling, inevitably, immediately:

How I (for some reason, every time, despite the last 10+ rewatches of experience) expect it to feel:

I spend the first five minutes going yay my fun little show I can just vibe to in the background! and then he starts playing his love song theme sadly on a blade of grass because he got sad thinking about his man and I go Help It's Again I'm Back In The Fucking Building Mamma Mia Here We Go Again

(The potatoes are for a Christmas party that I'm not even part of which is why I can't eat them. I don't even like mashed potatoes but by god these are the best mashed potatoes I've ever had the honour of witnessing and not being allowed to eat.)

To be clear the 'your' isn't referring to me as the DM. It's just entirely vague. Is this an ad read? Is this his business card? Who knows. He's hired.

This is the future conservatives are scared of

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH <--- said while lying facedown on the floor