Aubrey Burrough
@aubsburr.bsky.social
strategic silliness for ur fav brands | NYC | views are my own
and fuck debra messing while we’re here!!!!!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
and fuck debra messing while we’re here!!!!!!!!!
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i'll tell you what, i'm enjoying this night of making my haters my waiters at the table of success
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i'll tell you what, i'm enjoying this night of making my haters my waiters at the table of success
THE NAME’S MAMDANI
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
THE NAME’S MAMDANI
HUGE day for ex coworkers exposing themselves as fully fucking racist on the timeline
November 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
HUGE day for ex coworkers exposing themselves as fully fucking racist on the timeline
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Andrew, we're voting you off the island and back to the suburbs.
Our new ad just aired during Survivor.
Our new ad just aired during Survivor.
October 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Andrew, we're voting you off the island and back to the suburbs.
Our new ad just aired during Survivor.
Our new ad just aired during Survivor.
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tiktok night on dancing with the stars is great and all and i love to see charli d’amelio, but i’m really wondering: where’s dixie??? everyone should be asking where dixie is!!!
October 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
tiktok night on dancing with the stars is great and all and i love to see charli d’amelio, but i’m really wondering: where’s dixie??? everyone should be asking where dixie is!!!
the NBA Finals being on at the same time as The Tonys is actually just the plot of High School Musical
June 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
the NBA Finals being on at the same time as The Tonys is actually just the plot of High School Musical
i worked with this teacher about a decade ago at a summer camp in florida. she was a kind and wonderful person who clearly cared about every child— obviously still true today.
ashamed of my hometown and my high school for this. florida do fucking better challenge!!
ashamed of my hometown and my high school for this. florida do fucking better challenge!!
1. A Florida teacher has been fired because she used a transgender student's name.
But now, her community is rallying around her and fighting for her to keep her job.
The latest from S. Baum.
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But now, her community is rallying around her and fighting for her to keep her job.
The latest from S. Baum.
Subscribe to support our reporting.
Florida Teacher Loses Job Over Trans Student’s Name, But Community Fights Back
Administrators tried—and failed—to brush the first-of-its-kind case “under the rug,” community members say.
www.erininthemorning.com
April 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
i worked with this teacher about a decade ago at a summer camp in florida. she was a kind and wonderful person who clearly cared about every child— obviously still true today.
ashamed of my hometown and my high school for this. florida do fucking better challenge!!
ashamed of my hometown and my high school for this. florida do fucking better challenge!!
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posting generative AI imagery on a brand account is bad, even if it’s an april fool’s day joke
April 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
posting generative AI imagery on a brand account is bad, even if it’s an april fool’s day joke
get me to god's country
March 31, 2025 at 4:09 PM
get me to god's country
experienced lorazepam today bc my doctor prescribed it for my IUD insertion anxiety
March 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
experienced lorazepam today bc my doctor prescribed it for my IUD insertion anxiety
sending 3 ghosts to visit my dad bc he turned off Little Women (2019) for a random basketball game
December 25, 2024 at 5:43 PM
sending 3 ghosts to visit my dad bc he turned off Little Women (2019) for a random basketball game
nyc been making me go
wowwww nyc this week
wowwww nyc this week
December 4, 2024 at 2:06 AM
nyc been making me go
wowwww nyc this week
wowwww nyc this week
my whole thanksgiving is actually gossip girl ref this year (at a friend’s place on the upper east side)
November 28, 2024 at 8:28 PM
my whole thanksgiving is actually gossip girl ref this year (at a friend’s place on the upper east side)
opened up a dating app in my hometown
November 24, 2024 at 1:50 AM
opened up a dating app in my hometown
watching the gossip girl thanksgiving watcha say scene like it’s a concert
November 23, 2024 at 1:32 AM
watching the gossip girl thanksgiving watcha say scene like it’s a concert
i’m taking the lyrics to cheeseburger in paradise and really holding space with that
November 22, 2024 at 7:20 PM
i’m taking the lyrics to cheeseburger in paradise and really holding space with that
just had maybe the best tuna hand roll of my life at LaGuardia airport i need to do some soul searching
November 21, 2024 at 6:07 PM
just had maybe the best tuna hand roll of my life at LaGuardia airport i need to do some soul searching
ugly but delicious bowls of slop are the backbone of society
November 20, 2024 at 1:33 AM
ugly but delicious bowls of slop are the backbone of society
just included my first ever bluesky screenshot in a deck
November 18, 2024 at 4:33 PM
just included my first ever bluesky screenshot in a deck
upset that the phrase “that kid’s kinda rizzler coded” just entered my brain when i saw a child walk into a bar
November 15, 2024 at 10:26 PM
upset that the phrase “that kid’s kinda rizzler coded” just entered my brain when i saw a child walk into a bar
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.