But wait! They've updated it, because they forgot to also blame second-hand lorry purchasers for lack of growth.

Very welcome indeed. Although this bit makes it sound like bereaved queuers have been getting in the way of growth.

Being a non-runner, I'm not sure what a technical hill is, nor your definition of "around London", but these steps in Leigh-on-Sea are popular with runners and scenes-from-Rocky re-enactment societies alike.

We are here for you but don't you dare reply to us.

I had high hopes of my first ever Bluesky post somehow poetically mirroring my first ever tweet, so eagerly delved back into my now-dormant account to discover what pearls of wisdom I leapt onto the scene with. To quote the Man in Black: get used to disappointment.