the idea that Nik just *appears* is peak. I love this coziness for them

the fact that he still has the hoodie…🥺

*stares dramatically out the window* when shall my husband (little pervert spy man) return from the war (give back the hoodie gray gave him)? but for real though i cannot WAIT until you bless us with the next crumb of kite! ❤️

*slams hand on table* Worth. Every. Moment. We. Waited. Fucking poetry.

he made me laugh with the follow up

every time i cut my hair i spend like the next three days just rubbing the back where its shortest. long haired people just don’t understand

but sir! your armor should protect your most valuable ASSets. protect the peach!!!

Also got a follow despite only interacting occasionally with gay porn artists, so bot seems to make sense (tracing likes and follows etc). Bot, troll, or missionary makes no difference to me tho—i do NOT come to bluesky for such rancid vibes. blocked and i wish them a very swift leave the site

people ask for relationship advice, i give relationship advice, they reject it as unreasonable or “not how things work” and i just 😑. sorry im TOO practical for your silly romantic issues. suffer i guess

MAD

Normally I assume this moment isn’t their first meeting. But today you have revealed to me the canon and i am a believer 🙏🏻😌

My best friend has the same #1 and was feeling embarrassed about it and I was happy to be able to tell her my favorite video essayist was the same and it was nothing to worry about 😅