That’s a good point: Would you have Howard without Kipling?

You had me at “kidnapping Saint’s bones” and “prostitution.” It almost makes me want to celebrate Christmas this year.

We also were very angry that she’s Ms. To hell with her career and feminism, she’s a married woman, she should be Mrs. Pac-Man. But we stopped it, with our letter writing campaign. We’re why you’ve never seen Ms. Mario or Ms. Missile Command. We couldn’t stop Ms. Pong, though. Our one loss.

My buddies and I have shut down a bunch of that woke shit. You know why the Pac-Man franchise ended with Ms. Pac-Man? Like a woman could eat balls as well as a man. And those woke jerks laughed at me when I said that at the arcade. I was like, “I can gobble balls up way better than any girl.”

Of course it didn’t. Crackheads don’t stop taking crack because the crack dealers get woke.

Thanks!!

Sometimes it helps to direct the negative talk where it deserves to go, such as the decision to move the Baltimore Colts to Indy.