The trick is to subtly, but noticeably, wince every time someone says "Jesus". Like it pains you to hear the name. And if someone points it out, play it off as though you don't know what they're talking about.

Both require you to not be wearing pants

Saw them open for Primus in 98(?) and the crowd was NOT having it. All the weirdo tweeker rednecks that came out in droves to see Les Claypool were like wtf is this shit

If you're opposed to the hemp ban - and you should be - all I ask is that you consider that maybe other substance bans are just as baseless. Maybe other crimes are also profit driven. Maybe you're judging people who didn't do anything wrong. Maybe you judge people because you've been propagandized.

I was trying to find a freestyle 20in with front and back brakes and a gyro and all that shit but it's impossible to find on all the new bikes. Then I saw this anniversary edition of the bike I coveted when I was 14 and it was over. Tossed in some green aftermarket parts and bam.

A got a BMX bike for my midlife crisis. The hoffman I wanted as a kid. I should ride it more

One of my favorite records ever.

Now see, when I see the name wooly booger, it makes me think of 4-wheeler tires

Oppentimistic?

Brutal

Gah, I forgot the alt text, my bad. It's Bart Simpson wearing Abe's dentures and smiling real big at Maggie.

I haven't seen Vom for a minute

My MIL's house is like that. I imagine squirrels and chippies in there stumbling around. Sometimes flying squirrels show up tho, so that's fun.