I've invented a new game called Alligator Meatball. To play, find your local lazy river. Alternate between swimming like a gator (nose in the water, optional coordinated leg swaying a la a tail) and floating like a meatball (bonus points for bobbing along). 10/10 would recommend

a beautiful woman stopped me in the parking lot to compliment my pants, so I showed her how high I can kick. I love being queer 💕

~65% of my renter respondents have less than $5,000 in savings. With a sample size of >500, these results are statistically significant 🫠

I recognize her

I am being very normal (I resubmitted my biannual self-review for work at 1:21 am to change "I" to "we" in one spot else I risk not getting any sleep)

spotty boy