IF I'M NOT SAYING THIS HERE THING, I'M THINKING IT SO FUCKING HARD.

T MINUS ONE HOUR THIRTY BEFORE THE UTTER DESTRUCTION OF SEVERAL SKYY HANDLES, BUDDY.

JEEBUS CRIPES, BOYO. WARN A TRICK WHEN YOU'RE FILMING YOUR AXEMAS SPECIAL FOR HULU.

IT JUST HIT ME THAT 'LAND STEALING & GENOCIDE DAY' IS NEXT WEEK AND YOU'RE ALREADY LOOKING LIKE THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS, FOOL.

THANKS, TRICK.

I WAS PROMISED GAY THIRST TRAPS, AND GAY THIRST TRAPS I SHALL HAVE, GAWD DAMMIT.

YOUR CRIB NEEDS MOAR CAPYBARAS, MY DUDE.

FUCKING ANYTHING JIM CARREY.

HEY YOU! HOW DO I MAKE YOU MY FRIEND SO I DON'T LOOK LIKE SUCH A SHITTY LOSER?

NOW WHAT DAFUQ DO I DO? ARE YOU MY FRIEND NOW OR DO I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING FUCKING ELSE?