KelMar
@atomicvamp.bsky.social
I like long walks on the beach (no, not really), handles of top shelf vodka, old school wrasslin', puppies, amazing food, and tilting at windmills. Fuck off.
MOSTLY FOR @eelaware.bsky.social BUT ALSO ANYONE WHO FUCKING LOVES A CAPYBARA:
LOOK FOLKS, IT'S EITHER THIS OR I GO BACK TO THE BLACKOUT DRINKING DAYS OF 1993-2015. GUESS LOVE WINS THIS TIME.🤷
LOOK FOLKS, IT'S EITHER THIS OR I GO BACK TO THE BLACKOUT DRINKING DAYS OF 1993-2015. GUESS LOVE WINS THIS TIME.🤷
How the Capybara Won My Heart—and Almost Everyone’s Else’s
It’s not hard to understand why capys have a cultlike following on Instagram and TikTok. I fell for the giant rodent decades ago.
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January 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
MOSTLY FOR @eelaware.bsky.social BUT ALSO ANYONE WHO FUCKING LOVES A CAPYBARA:
LOOK FOLKS, IT'S EITHER THIS OR I GO BACK TO THE BLACKOUT DRINKING DAYS OF 1993-2015. GUESS LOVE WINS THIS TIME.🤷
LOOK FOLKS, IT'S EITHER THIS OR I GO BACK TO THE BLACKOUT DRINKING DAYS OF 1993-2015. GUESS LOVE WINS THIS TIME.🤷
GETTING READY TO INVITE PEOPLE FOR THXGVG, AKA THE ONE WHERE GEN*CIDE AND LAND THEFT MAKE US GRATEFUL FOR ONLY HAVING TO SPEND ONE FUCKIN' DAY WITH RELATIVES PER YEAR.
November 26, 2024 at 5:26 PM
GETTING READY TO INVITE PEOPLE FOR THXGVG, AKA THE ONE WHERE GEN*CIDE AND LAND THEFT MAKE US GRATEFUL FOR ONLY HAVING TO SPEND ONE FUCKIN' DAY WITH RELATIVES PER YEAR.
I'VE LIVED A LONG TIME BUT NEVER... AND I MEAN NEVER... HEARD OF 'NO WHITE FOOD EATERS'
WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE AND CAN WE SEND THEM TO LIVE IN SOLITUDE SOMEWHERE REMOTE AND TRULY TERRIBLE LIKE A CANNIBAL & SPIDER INFESTED RAINFOREST, OR MORGANTOWN WEST VIRGINA?
SRSLY, THIS IS A THING?
WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE AND CAN WE SEND THEM TO LIVE IN SOLITUDE SOMEWHERE REMOTE AND TRULY TERRIBLE LIKE A CANNIBAL & SPIDER INFESTED RAINFOREST, OR MORGANTOWN WEST VIRGINA?
SRSLY, THIS IS A THING?
November 22, 2024 at 9:46 PM
I'VE LIVED A LONG TIME BUT NEVER... AND I MEAN NEVER... HEARD OF 'NO WHITE FOOD EATERS'
WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE AND CAN WE SEND THEM TO LIVE IN SOLITUDE SOMEWHERE REMOTE AND TRULY TERRIBLE LIKE A CANNIBAL & SPIDER INFESTED RAINFOREST, OR MORGANTOWN WEST VIRGINA?
SRSLY, THIS IS A THING?
WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE AND CAN WE SEND THEM TO LIVE IN SOLITUDE SOMEWHERE REMOTE AND TRULY TERRIBLE LIKE A CANNIBAL & SPIDER INFESTED RAINFOREST, OR MORGANTOWN WEST VIRGINA?
SRSLY, THIS IS A THING?
SO WHERE DAFUQ ARE ALL THE GAY THIRST TRAPS THAT OUT MAGAZINE TOLD ME WERE HERE?
November 15, 2024 at 9:19 PM
SO WHERE DAFUQ ARE ALL THE GAY THIRST TRAPS THAT OUT MAGAZINE TOLD ME WERE HERE?