Kris (they/them)
@atoastyghosty.bsky.social
Proud toddler and cat parent; collector of craft supplies; lover of whales; sometimes insufferable, usually weird
There should be compensation for my toddler who was so deathly afraid of the desert robot at east side Mario a year and a half ago he asks “no robots there?” Every time we say we’re going to eat a restaurant to this day
June 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
There should be compensation for my toddler who was so deathly afraid of the desert robot at east side Mario a year and a half ago he asks “no robots there?” Every time we say we’re going to eat a restaurant to this day
Second time mowing lawn still bad, but not quite as bad. Feels like the key is doing it when it’s not 30 degrees out and honestly that’s on me
June 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Second time mowing lawn still bad, but not quite as bad. Feels like the key is doing it when it’s not 30 degrees out and honestly that’s on me
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(I am super guilty of this myself btw, there are tons of areas where I choose the unnecessarily harder thing in hopes of feeling 1% less like I’m failing)
June 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
(I am super guilty of this myself btw, there are tons of areas where I choose the unnecessarily harder thing in hopes of feeling 1% less like I’m failing)
Hard day I need a cherry slushie STAT
June 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Hard day I need a cherry slushie STAT
Okay not to be dramatic but mowing is Terrible - my hands are numb is that normal?? You’re telling me dale gribble did this for fun??? With his friends????
June 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Okay not to be dramatic but mowing is Terrible - my hands are numb is that normal?? You’re telling me dale gribble did this for fun??? With his friends????
I can’t believe I have to take Olly to get fitted for hockey stuff tomorrow. I hoped this day would never come
May 31, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I can’t believe I have to take Olly to get fitted for hockey stuff tomorrow. I hoped this day would never come
The toddler parents worst nightmare: the dreaded 3:30 nap
May 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The toddler parents worst nightmare: the dreaded 3:30 nap
Most embarrassing moment of my professional career (so far): I was taking screenshots of a zoom for my colleagues and while chase horny texted me and then I sent the screenshots with the texts in the group chat not knowing that they were there or what they said and didn’t notice for WAY tooo long
April 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Most embarrassing moment of my professional career (so far): I was taking screenshots of a zoom for my colleagues and while chase horny texted me and then I sent the screenshots with the texts in the group chat not knowing that they were there or what they said and didn’t notice for WAY tooo long
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Demain le dress code à l'école c'est Soccer Mom vs BBQ Dad et franchement j'hésite là, ça manque d'un Gardening Non Binary Parent
April 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Demain le dress code à l'école c'est Soccer Mom vs BBQ Dad et franchement j'hésite là, ça manque d'un Gardening Non Binary Parent
I know Olly is definitely mine because he just took a swig of Aquafina (objectively one of the worst bottle waters for taste) and said “papa - this water tastes yucky”
April 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I know Olly is definitely mine because he just took a swig of Aquafina (objectively one of the worst bottle waters for taste) and said “papa - this water tastes yucky”
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Do not endeavour upon non-emergency travel to 🇺🇸 right now, they are checking your devices for anything critical of Trump. It isn’t worth it.
March 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Do not endeavour upon non-emergency travel to 🇺🇸 right now, they are checking your devices for anything critical of Trump. It isn’t worth it.
It’s very wild to me how much goob from meet the Robinson has all of Jim Carey’s vibes as dr robotnik from the sonic movies - like particularly from sonic 3 with the little belly it’s spot on
March 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It’s very wild to me how much goob from meet the Robinson has all of Jim Carey’s vibes as dr robotnik from the sonic movies - like particularly from sonic 3 with the little belly it’s spot on
Olly had his first swim lesson and he was not a fan of the idea of getting into a pool with 30 strangers without me and it feels weird to try and encourage it when under any other context this would be considered a valuable self preservation skill I’d be happy he’d possess lol
March 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Olly had his first swim lesson and he was not a fan of the idea of getting into a pool with 30 strangers without me and it feels weird to try and encourage it when under any other context this would be considered a valuable self preservation skill I’d be happy he’d possess lol
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gaywhalesgaywhales
This is the news we deserve.
“These are the 1st images of humpbacks having sex, and they're both males
'It was not what I was expecting,' says biologist Stephanie Stack”
“These are the 1st images of humpbacks having sex, and they're both males
'It was not what I was expecting,' says biologist Stephanie Stack”
These are the 1st images of humpbacks having sex, and they're both males | CBC Radio
Photographers Hawaii captured what scientists say is the first documentation of humpback whale sex.
www.cbc.ca
March 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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At the parenting stage where my toddler doesn’t want me in the room while he’s pooping, but does want me to look at his poops afterwards as he says “aweee they’re like a family”
March 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
At the parenting stage where my toddler doesn’t want me in the room while he’s pooping, but does want me to look at his poops afterwards as he says “aweee they’re like a family”
Olly after watching shrek 2: “yaaaay!! He’s not gorgeous anymore!!”
February 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Olly after watching shrek 2: “yaaaay!! He’s not gorgeous anymore!!”