Tide fans: "You!

There, boy. What day is it?"

boy: "Why, it's the day Mal Moore heads back to Miami, sir."

Tide fans: "THEN I HAVEN'T MISSED IT!"

ah, wordplay

absolutely the case, for most everyone

I've been telling people, for so long.

He and tubs can seek to outdo each other in their own iron bowl of white-fool idiocy.

and in the alternate reality in which that one's you saw this posted by someone else, that you totally should

as was right and proper, of course