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I'm plumb tuckered out
Burgers for tea
May 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
A guy I've worked with for 8 years just called me Graham
a little girl in a white jacket and blue sweater looks surprised
ALT: a little girl in a white jacket and blue sweater looks surprised
media.tenor.com
April 16, 2025 at 12:47 PM
9 o'clock ice cream
April 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Allahu Akbar 🙌🏼
April 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Ronan Bleating
April 1, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Whimsy in the wild
March 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
If I were an MP cutting people's disability benefits I'd be worried about an angry member of the public coming up to me and Batista Bombing me into the pavement.
March 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
As mad as a one inch hospital
March 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon
March 17, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Rambo flavour crisps
March 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension"
March 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
David Lee Roth car alarm
March 3, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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“Have you said ‘thank you’ even once?”
March 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It's September 11,474th 1993
March 1, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Nodded off for half an hour in a chair like a right Howard
February 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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her: “are you crying? what are you watching??”

me: “NO. NOTHING”
February 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Cans
February 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
God Is testing me, and I have not studied
February 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Post an image you can hear
February 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
"would you root an alien?"
February 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Put your phone away, have a proper piss
February 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Using my MI5 training to hide from people I know in Tesco
January 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Checking after a year to see if my account still works
November 11, 2024 at 7:26 PM
You've got to pick a pocket or two
October 9, 2023 at 6:01 PM
Cocktober
October 3, 2023 at 11:00 PM