Aaron Tinsman
@atinsman.bsky.social
“Maybe a Han Solo type”
Big fan of @erinjoy.bsky.social, the Dodgers, iced coffee, and democracy
Big fan of @erinjoy.bsky.social, the Dodgers, iced coffee, and democracy
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land
Gripping your pillow tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land
November 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land
Gripping your pillow tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land
Sen. Graham, reportedly fanning himself: “My stars and garters! This is a direct threat to the privacy of every hardworking American, especially those of us with…let’s call them specialized apps. How is a charming, well-mannered, eligible Southern senator meant to thrive under these conditions?”
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Sen. Graham, reportedly fanning himself: “My stars and garters! This is a direct threat to the privacy of every hardworking American, especially those of us with…let’s call them specialized apps. How is a charming, well-mannered, eligible Southern senator meant to thrive under these conditions?”
Hang it in the Louvre (so I can steal it)
November 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Hang it in the Louvre (so I can steal it)
Art of the Deal-in-chief’s party holds a trifecta, but he’s weak and can’t get it done. Can’t even lead his own party when he has both chambers of congress and a blanket go ahead from SCOTUS.
Enigmas never age, have you noticed that? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Enigmas never age, have you noticed that? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Art of the Deal-in-chief’s party holds a trifecta, but he’s weak and can’t get it done. Can’t even lead his own party when he has both chambers of congress and a blanket go ahead from SCOTUS.
Enigmas never age, have you noticed that? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Enigmas never age, have you noticed that? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Me, anytime I beat anyone in anything:
October 31, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Me, anytime I beat anyone in anything:
If AI was a mistake, then explain Idris Alba Edison. Checkmate, Atheists.
October 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
If AI was a mistake, then explain Idris Alba Edison. Checkmate, Atheists.
Scientists have confirmed three moons if you count yo’ mama
October 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Scientists have confirmed three moons if you count yo’ mama
Officer Sicknick was unavailable for comment
October 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Officer Sicknick was unavailable for comment
We’re doing it Facebook Style™️
1 Like = 1 Amen
1 Like = 1 Amen
October 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
We’re doing it Facebook Style™️
1 Like = 1 Amen
1 Like = 1 Amen
I’m sorry to report that this was genuinely funny
September 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I’m sorry to report that this was genuinely funny
Feeling like a honorary white mom. If only Erin would have let me have a mini van, ya know?
September 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Feeling like a honorary white mom. If only Erin would have let me have a mini van, ya know?
This is fake news, here it is clearly showing Alabama in the path of the storm
September 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This is fake news, here it is clearly showing Alabama in the path of the storm
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
September 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
Selena wasn’t ready, tells investors come and get it. Na na na na, na na na na, na na na na.
September 6, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Selena wasn’t ready, tells investors come and get it. Na na na na, na na na na, na na na na.
I’m in this post and I don’t like it
September 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I’m in this post and I don’t like it
Who among us hasn’t just did those most bisexual thing?
September 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Who among us hasn’t just did those most bisexual thing?
