Aaron Tinsman
@atinsman.bsky.social
“Maybe a Han Solo type”
Big fan of @erinjoy.bsky.social, the Dodgers, iced coffee, and democracy
Big fan of @erinjoy.bsky.social, the Dodgers, iced coffee, and democracy
Me whenever the weatherman mentions snow:
a black and white photo of a woman sitting at a table with a quote from friends .
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman sitting at a table with a quote from friends .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Me whenever the weatherman mentions snow:
Me, after the midterm elections next year:
I think we all need this halftime break because this poopoo
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Me, after the midterm elections next year:
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
The intro to every fundraising email from pseudo-Christian right wing organizations immediately after AOC gives a speech somewhere
Oh Saints... wow
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The intro to every fundraising email from pseudo-Christian right wing organizations immediately after AOC gives a speech somewhere
When Jeff Foxworthy gets mad at the cable guy:
Lawrence what you doing
November 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
When Jeff Foxworthy gets mad at the cable guy:
Parenting toddlers be like
Angry it's only three.
November 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Parenting toddlers be like
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land
Gripping your pillow tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land
November 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land
Gripping your pillow tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land
This is a safe space, yes?
I know that it’s technically straight to have had a crush on Alice in Twilight but also it’s the single most lesbian thing about me
I know that it’s technically straight to have had a crush on Alice in Twilight but also it’s the single most lesbian thing about me
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
This is a safe space, yes?
I know that it’s technically straight to have had a crush on Alice in Twilight but also it’s the single most lesbian thing about me
I know that it’s technically straight to have had a crush on Alice in Twilight but also it’s the single most lesbian thing about me
The Dust Bowl, 1931-1936:
Oklahoma being dirty. Color me shocked.
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The Dust Bowl, 1931-1936:
Is it just me, or does the diss track in a kid’s movie have the same vibe as playing TobyMac in a Christian movie so you know that’s the bad guy?
This tweet, like all tweets, is a Kpop Demon Hunters tweet
This tweet, like all tweets, is a Kpop Demon Hunters tweet
November 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Is it just me, or does the diss track in a kid’s movie have the same vibe as playing TobyMac in a Christian movie so you know that’s the bad guy?
This tweet, like all tweets, is a Kpop Demon Hunters tweet
This tweet, like all tweets, is a Kpop Demon Hunters tweet
Mike Johnson is refusing to seat Jesus (I-Palestine) so we’re unable to get the petition to release the God’s files.
God’s files are made up by the Democrats anyway. But are also on Pam Bondi’s desk. And also are very damaging but only to Democrats. I barely knew God and never went to his island.
God’s files are made up by the Democrats anyway. But are also on Pam Bondi’s desk. And also are very damaging but only to Democrats. I barely knew God and never went to his island.
Um Franklin Graham just Jesus-juked the Epstein files. "Did you know God has a file on each one of us?" 😭
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Mike Johnson is refusing to seat Jesus (I-Palestine) so we’re unable to get the petition to release the God’s files.
God’s files are made up by the Democrats anyway. But are also on Pam Bondi’s desk. And also are very damaging but only to Democrats. I barely knew God and never went to his island.
God’s files are made up by the Democrats anyway. But are also on Pam Bondi’s desk. And also are very damaging but only to Democrats. I barely knew God and never went to his island.
Trump talking about that Time Magazine he was on
This camera angle is a crime.
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Trump talking about that Time Magazine he was on
Sen. Graham, reportedly fanning himself: “My stars and garters! This is a direct threat to the privacy of every hardworking American, especially those of us with…let’s call them specialized apps. How is a charming, well-mannered, eligible Southern senator meant to thrive under these conditions?”
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Sen. Graham, reportedly fanning himself: “My stars and garters! This is a direct threat to the privacy of every hardworking American, especially those of us with…let’s call them specialized apps. How is a charming, well-mannered, eligible Southern senator meant to thrive under these conditions?”
Once the south collectively declared mac ‘n’ cheese to be a vegetable, its chances of rising again dropped dramatically
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Once the south collectively declared mac ‘n’ cheese to be a vegetable, its chances of rising again dropped dramatically
We’ve collectively lost our damn minds
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
We’ve collectively lost our damn minds
You can tell what a man fears by what he locks up at night
November 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You can tell what a man fears by what he locks up at night
Native Americans:
Thanks for nothing Vikings
November 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Native Americans:
When your mom blanks on Bumblebee’s name:
Not optimal
November 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
When your mom blanks on Bumblebee’s name:
The word of the Lord, for the people of God
You not beating a juicy woman wearing a wrap dress
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The word of the Lord, for the people of God
Me whenever @brentwaggoner.bsky.social tweetz:
BWagz doing BWagz things.
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Me whenever @brentwaggoner.bsky.social tweetz:
When you’re trying to think of the name of that Cloris Leachman sitcom:
Losing hope here.
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 AM
When you’re trying to think of the name of that Cloris Leachman sitcom:
When they stopped minting the penny but had a great production day otherwise
WE FINISHED A QUARTER WELL!!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
When they stopped minting the penny but had a great production day otherwise
We’re beyond satire
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
We’re beyond satire