New Lazy Bastard
@athertron.com
Lurking more than Skeeting. Occasional haver of opinions.
“This is the autism police, please let us in. We want to have a look at that train set of yours.”
December 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
“This is the autism police, please let us in. We want to have a look at that train set of yours.”
Man the bukkake lobby is STRONG here in Ohio.
June 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Man the bukkake lobby is STRONG here in Ohio.
When your Uber driver has plans for you
December 5, 2024 at 6:08 PM
When your Uber driver has plans for you
When Granny needs to be ruthlessly efficient with her text count.
October 28, 2023 at 9:57 PM
When Granny needs to be ruthlessly efficient with her text count.
Hey kids! Are you colorblind? Then fuck you!!
October 27, 2023 at 12:26 AM
Hey kids! Are you colorblind? Then fuck you!!
I sent my boss a Bluesky invite and he didn’t actually use it even though he said he did so I can say here with impunity- I don’t have food poisoning. I’m at the fucking beach today
October 3, 2023 at 6:19 PM
I sent my boss a Bluesky invite and he didn’t actually use it even though he said he did so I can say here with impunity- I don’t have food poisoning. I’m at the fucking beach today
When you’ve outscored the Bengals from home
September 10, 2023 at 8:26 PM
When you’ve outscored the Bengals from home
Centrists be like “yeah that works”
August 7, 2023 at 4:11 PM
Centrists be like “yeah that works”
Me on Wikipedia after my family falls asleep
July 20, 2023 at 1:49 AM
Me on Wikipedia after my family falls asleep