New Lazy Bastard
@athertron.com
Lurking more than Skeeting. Occasional haver of opinions.
“This is the autism police, please let us in. We want to have a look at that train set of yours.”
December 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
“This is the autism police, please let us in. We want to have a look at that train set of yours.”
Is “Ina Garten” just a nickname for Vagina Garten?
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Is “Ina Garten” just a nickname for Vagina Garten?
Man the bukkake lobby is STRONG here in Ohio.
June 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Man the bukkake lobby is STRONG here in Ohio.
The only thing uniting the country right now is our shared sense of Shadeurfreude
April 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The only thing uniting the country right now is our shared sense of Shadeurfreude
KING GIZZARD TRANSITION MUSIC IN THE SUPER BOWL WE MADE IT
February 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
KING GIZZARD TRANSITION MUSIC IN THE SUPER BOWL WE MADE IT
When your Uber driver has plans for you
December 5, 2024 at 6:08 PM
When your Uber driver has plans for you
Surprised “Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer” isn’t more popular, given it straddles two very popular categories: the holidays and true crime
November 29, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Surprised “Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer” isn’t more popular, given it straddles two very popular categories: the holidays and true crime
When Granny needs to be ruthlessly efficient with her text count.
October 28, 2023 at 9:57 PM
When Granny needs to be ruthlessly efficient with her text count.
Hey kids! Are you colorblind? Then fuck you!!
October 27, 2023 at 12:26 AM
Hey kids! Are you colorblind? Then fuck you!!
Everyone who watches The Amazing Race thinks, “wow, I’d be great at that!” Not me. I’d be such a hangry, petulant bastard. Returned home by extradition.
October 5, 2023 at 3:04 AM
Everyone who watches The Amazing Race thinks, “wow, I’d be great at that!” Not me. I’d be such a hangry, petulant bastard. Returned home by extradition.
I sent my boss a Bluesky invite and he didn’t actually use it even though he said he did so I can say here with impunity- I don’t have food poisoning. I’m at the fucking beach today
October 3, 2023 at 6:19 PM
I sent my boss a Bluesky invite and he didn’t actually use it even though he said he did so I can say here with impunity- I don’t have food poisoning. I’m at the fucking beach today
More like Danny Dimesack!
October 3, 2023 at 3:08 AM
More like Danny Dimesack!
Wife is divorcing me bc I plowed our daughter’s college account into my new invention, Nespacho. It’s a Nespresso-like, pod-based machine for cold, on-demand gazpacho.
September 17, 2023 at 1:36 PM
Wife is divorcing me bc I plowed our daughter’s college account into my new invention, Nespacho. It’s a Nespresso-like, pod-based machine for cold, on-demand gazpacho.
When you’ve outscored the Bengals from home
September 10, 2023 at 8:26 PM
When you’ve outscored the Bengals from home
Centrists be like “yeah that works”
August 7, 2023 at 4:11 PM
Centrists be like “yeah that works”
So the porno version is gonna be called PoppenHymen, right?
July 29, 2023 at 12:40 AM
So the porno version is gonna be called PoppenHymen, right?
Look he’s a monster but Rex Heuerman sounds like the name of a pretty reliable QB from Purdue.
July 22, 2023 at 5:35 PM
Look he’s a monster but Rex Heuerman sounds like the name of a pretty reliable QB from Purdue.
Me on Wikipedia after my family falls asleep
July 20, 2023 at 1:49 AM
Me on Wikipedia after my family falls asleep