Alex
@atakloa.bsky.social
I like big butts and I'm a pretty good liar
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Meanwhile, on X
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Meanwhile, on X
Low AR hidden can be the most fun thing in the world video games are crazy
October 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Low AR hidden can be the most fun thing in the world video games are crazy
Windows down loudly playing racing car noises out of my speakers while I'm driving along
August 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Windows down loudly playing racing car noises out of my speakers while I'm driving along
Obsessed with how stupid people look on ebikes and also escooters
July 2, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Obsessed with how stupid people look on ebikes and also escooters
Sending "you get it" to myself in DMs
June 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Sending "you get it" to myself in DMs
I'm on a semen diet - I see men and eat it!
June 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I'm on a semen diet - I see men and eat it!
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if you think about it, "trans uhaul lesbian" and "dick van dyke" mean the same thing
May 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
if you think about it, "trans uhaul lesbian" and "dick van dyke" mean the same thing
Spring rain smells really really good you guys
April 15, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Spring rain smells really really good you guys
A slug or something that evolved into a slug had to propagate across the whole big wide world to anywhere that slugs live (and love)
April 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
A slug or something that evolved into a slug had to propagate across the whole big wide world to anywhere that slugs live (and love)
Investing in red onion stock
April 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Investing in red onion stock
Crazy how much muscle memory I have for specific piano pieces I don't think I ever played that much when I haven't touched a piano in years
March 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Crazy how much muscle memory I have for specific piano pieces I don't think I ever played that much when I haven't touched a piano in years
Why does smelling aerosol in the morning trigger the hunger
March 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Why does smelling aerosol in the morning trigger the hunger
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ELON MUSK: (being shown the China War contingency plan while so jittery eyed from stimulants he can't make out the words) ahh. ha ha. not uh no not it's well. rather rubimentary. one of th uhh one uh you have to to rememb keep on mind is, they're very sneaky. i mean, pearl harper
March 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
ELON MUSK: (being shown the China War contingency plan while so jittery eyed from stimulants he can't make out the words) ahh. ha ha. not uh no not it's well. rather rubimentary. one of th uhh one uh you have to to rememb keep on mind is, they're very sneaky. i mean, pearl harper
we jack off the fuckin horses, and we get NOTHING
March 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
we jack off the fuckin horses, and we get NOTHING
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(trying not to think about how state capacity can be destroyed instantly yet takes decades to rebuild) video games are all about using four fiber to make cloth
February 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
(trying not to think about how state capacity can be destroyed instantly yet takes decades to rebuild) video games are all about using four fiber to make cloth
The many colours of toothpaste do so titillate
February 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The many colours of toothpaste do so titillate
It may be true that a really good book is better than pussy. But what we really need to do is rank all the books in existence, so that then we can find out where pussy lies along the book scale. How many books are better than pussy? Which one is the best book that is not as good as pussy? et cetera
February 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It may be true that a really good book is better than pussy. But what we really need to do is rank all the books in existence, so that then we can find out where pussy lies along the book scale. How many books are better than pussy? Which one is the best book that is not as good as pussy? et cetera
We are so fucking fortunate to live in a world with tea
February 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
We are so fucking fortunate to live in a world with tea
holding your ears out in the shower and hearing the water fall on them sound like rain on a tarp and feeling like an elephant
January 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
holding your ears out in the shower and hearing the water fall on them sound like rain on a tarp and feeling like an elephant
you go to Redhill and all the oranges are laced with fentanyl
January 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
you go to Redhill and all the oranges are laced with fentanyl
