AsylumWalker
@asylumwalker.bsky.social
Idk, i love bad horror movies and good ones too. Love cooking and eating. Queer as fuck. Chronically ill, and a new scientist. Probably mostly gonna post movie reviews lol
My ★★★★½ review of Exhuma on Letterboxd boxd.it/9ez8dl
A ★★★★½ review of Exhuma (2024)
What a major improvement on Svaha: The Sixth Finger from Jang Jae-hyun. A deeper, more thoughtful supernatural movie than I've seen for a while, with a focus on the Japanese occupation of Korea that I...
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March 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
My ★★★★½ review of Exhuma on Letterboxd boxd.it/9ez8dl
My ★★★★½ review of Conclave on Letterboxd boxd.it/91mWIv
A ★★★★½ review of Conclave (2024)
I've never seen such a legendary vape hit in my whole life. The rest of the movie was good too, I guess. Genuinely though, this was a fantastic movie. The cinematography was amazing, and the story it ...
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March 4, 2025 at 11:12 AM
My ★★★★½ review of Conclave on Letterboxd boxd.it/91mWIv
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My ★★★★★ review of Companion on Letterboxd boxd.it/8Mo5lH
A ★★★★★ review of Companion (2025)
"You're an emotional support bot who fucks." Isaac Asimov's nightmare and Phillip K Dick's wet dream, this movie is an enjoyable but frustrating indictment on relationships and the way incels would tr...
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February 9, 2025 at 5:41 AM
My ★★★★★ review of Companion on Letterboxd boxd.it/8Mo5lH
My ★★★ review of Juror #2 on Letterboxd boxd.it/8LGzlT
A ★★★ review of Juror #2 (2024)
A weaker version of 12 Angry Men with higher stakes, this Clint Eastwood venture started off strong, then sort of fell down towards the end. I dunno if I missed it because I kinda zoned out, but it ne...
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February 8, 2025 at 9:59 AM
My ★★★ review of Juror #2 on Letterboxd boxd.it/8LGzlT
My ★★★★★ review of The Substance on Letterboxd boxd.it/8I8cKL
A ★★★★★ review of The Substance (2024)
The lack of any substance (lol) in the instructions bothered me, but I quickly forgot this issue once the movie really got rolling. That last 30 minutes was fucking wild 🤢. We need to stop showing old...
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February 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
My ★★★★★ review of The Substance on Letterboxd boxd.it/8I8cKL
My ★★★★½ review of WHAT DID JACK DO? on Letterboxd boxd.it/8G7KQN
A ★★★★½ review of WHAT DID JACK DO? (2017)
I dunno, y'all. I dunno what to say about this. It simultaneously confused the hell out of me, and spoke to me on a deep level.
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January 31, 2025 at 4:26 AM
My ★★★★½ review of WHAT DID JACK DO? on Letterboxd boxd.it/8G7KQN
My ★★★★ review of Eileen on Letterboxd boxd.it/8FC0Mt
A ★★★★ review of Eileen (2023)
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January 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
My ★★★★ review of Eileen on Letterboxd boxd.it/8FC0Mt
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I have the short version:
Mary Sue originally meant "obvious author self-insert in fan fiction, respected and adored by established characters to a humorous degree"
Now it means "any woman who displays 1/5 of the abilities James Bond regularly displays."
Get it? Got it? Good.
Mary Sue originally meant "obvious author self-insert in fan fiction, respected and adored by established characters to a humorous degree"
Now it means "any woman who displays 1/5 of the abilities James Bond regularly displays."
Get it? Got it? Good.
January 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I have the short version:
Mary Sue originally meant "obvious author self-insert in fan fiction, respected and adored by established characters to a humorous degree"
Now it means "any woman who displays 1/5 of the abilities James Bond regularly displays."
Get it? Got it? Good.
Mary Sue originally meant "obvious author self-insert in fan fiction, respected and adored by established characters to a humorous degree"
Now it means "any woman who displays 1/5 of the abilities James Bond regularly displays."
Get it? Got it? Good.
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filed for future use
January 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
filed for future use
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My ★★★★★ review of Lisa Frankenstein on Letterboxd boxd.it/8y2Xrf
A ★★★★★ review of Lisa Frankenstein (2024)
What a banger dark comedy. Very funny, very heartwarming, and a fun time.
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January 20, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My ★★★★★ review of Lisa Frankenstein on Letterboxd boxd.it/8y2Xrf
It's that time of the year again. As a 30 year old, I'm still excited to find enough songs I like to overfill my votes and half to cut down lmao
January 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It's that time of the year again. As a 30 year old, I'm still excited to find enough songs I like to overfill my votes and half to cut down lmao
My ★★ review of Back in Action on Letterboxd boxd.it/8xwCgL
A ★★ review of Back in Action (2025)
It was alright. A good time waster.
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January 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My ★★ review of Back in Action on Letterboxd boxd.it/8xwCgL
Fix your hearts or die
You’ll probably see this screenshot floating around a lot but it really was wonderful to see Lynch put a scene in Twin Peaks: The Return where he has his character literally stare at the camera and say that you should either support trans people or die. I needed to hear that in 2017
January 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Fix your hearts or die
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'negativity is the enemy of creativity' - david lynch
January 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
'negativity is the enemy of creativity' - david lynch
He was one of my favourite directors of all time. This is a sign to go watch twin peaks again.
January 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
He was one of my favourite directors of all time. This is a sign to go watch twin peaks again.
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It would be hilarious if someone went and made an adaptation of the original Wicked book, jus because a bunch of people who are obsessed with the musical who never bothered to go and read the book would have a coronary when they saw some of what happens
January 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It would be hilarious if someone went and made an adaptation of the original Wicked book, jus because a bunch of people who are obsessed with the musical who never bothered to go and read the book would have a coronary when they saw some of what happens
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I'm begging directors to learn the difference between ultraviolence and a lot of violence. Ultraviolence isnt just about the quantity of the violence, it's about the quality, and disturbing types of violence. It's about how fucked up the violence is.
January 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I'm begging directors to learn the difference between ultraviolence and a lot of violence. Ultraviolence isnt just about the quantity of the violence, it's about the quality, and disturbing types of violence. It's about how fucked up the violence is.
My ★★½ review of Carry-On on Letterboxd boxd.it/8r9oFn
A ★★½ review of Carry-On (2024)
It was fun, right up until the atrocious fight in the car. That was unnecessary and badly done. Ruined a lot of it for me.
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January 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My ★★½ review of Carry-On on Letterboxd boxd.it/8r9oFn
Exactly
A regime obsessed with shutting foreigners out is always planning to eventually shut people in
January 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Exactly