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Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文
@asyameimaru.bsky.social
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Traditional Reporter of Fantasy. Crow Tengu. Wind God Girl. Draenei enjoyer. Backup Gnews Anchor on WoW-MG. Hybrid Personal/RP Acct 🏳️‍⚧️⛩️ (banner by nupkirlidzo)

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asyameimaru.bsky.social
That is something my mom would do, and then put one of these on top.
A very very heavy solid marble white elephant statue with its trunk uplifted and touching its head, and its mouth open.
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
~ Naveen, probably, 2025
A screenshot from Pokemon Legends: Z-A where Naveen, born and raised in Lumiose City, Kalos, is completely upset about the Croissant Curry dish that was made and is in the foreground of the picture, where rice is piled into a cup shape in the center plate, with curry poured on top. There are croissants surrounding this pile on the plate. Naveen states, "I reject that monstrosity altogether."
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
The words "Ea-nāṣir for High Quality Copper Ingots" in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign banner, with "Ea-nāṣir" in larger font, and below that, the word "for" stylized in script, and "high quality copper ingots" afterwards.
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
Emma: "Aren't you supposed to be catching a Diancie?"
Me: "One moment. Just admiring."
A screenshot from Pokemon Legends: Z-A where the main character is bent down a little with her hands on her knees behind Emma, staring right at her butt. Emma is looking back at the main character with a smile.
November 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
The part where I actually had to show someone that I actually used floppy disks.
A USB 3.5" sized floppy drive with a floppy disk. On the floppy drive is a sticker of the poster's main character avatar in Pokemon Legends Z-A sitting at a cafe with a tea and bread with her arms folded and an expression of disapproval and disappointment. It has the caption "Are you seriously putting THAT on a floppy disk?!" On the floppy disk, is a picture of the character Canari from Pokemon Legends: Z-A cursing out in frustration.
November 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
Oh it's a Litwick.
October 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
So @treblearietta.bsky.social and I have created the Pokemon Legends: Z-A croissant curry.

It’s actually surprisingly good.
The food crime featured in the game Pokemon Legends: Z-A known as “croissant curry” in which three croissants surround a tower of rice. Japanese style beef curry was poured on top. The flag of Team MZ is placed on top with a toothpick.
October 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
Every night in Lumiose City in Pokemon Legends: Z-A be like the nighty Lumiose Purge
October 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
This Koraidon I have has and I quote, “kiss my ass energy”.
A Koraidon plush wearing a sign that says “DEEZ NUTS”.
October 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
Haru Urara got nothing going in that head but running, so when that single neuron fires, she at least tries her best to work to make that one neuron count.
A screenshot from Umamusume: Pretty Derby with Haru Urara staring at the trainer with the caption, "At that moment, a neuron fires in Haru Urara's brain."
September 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
I didn't think she had it in her, nor what I really asked for, nor what I meant in any form, but I'll give Haru Urara props for getting the spirit.
A screenshot from Umamusume: Pretty Derby where Haru Urara states the following: "Resolution... resolution... Oh! Like revolution! Yeah, sure, I'll take someone down!"
September 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
Take down the system that bring down the working class for her.
A screenshot from Umamusume: Pretty Derby where Haru Urara states the following: "Resolution... resolution... Oh! Like revolution! Yeah, sure, I'll take someone down!"
September 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
HARIKITTE NO!
A picture of the character "Kitasan Black" from Umamusume Pretty Derby in which she is doing the winning pose of the character "Still In Love" where she's on her knees with her hands are on her face with a maniacal expression.
August 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---- #UmaMusume #HaruUrara
A screenshot from Umamusume Pretty Derby where Haru Urara gets second place in the Arima Kinen. Special Week got First, and Seiun Sky got Third. A screenshot from Umamusume Pretty Derby where Special Week and Haru Urara is crossing the finish line in the Arima Kinen and Special Week is ahead of them. The Race commentary states: "Haru Urara is putting on the pressure" "Special Week is still looking good!"
August 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
On Wednesday, on WoW, I raced in the Tundra Trot in the @tournamentofages.bsky.social. To bring up the hype for the race, I decided that my steed would be Haru Urara. She didn't make first place, but she was cheered on by everyone T_T;.
A screenshot in World of Warcraft in the Argent Tournament Grounds area of Icecrown. In there, is the Draenei character Navataai dressed in a pink magical girl Sailor Moon-esque outfit, riding on a regular horse (specified as a "Chestnut Mare") which stood in for Haru Urara.
August 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
Where is Matikanefukukitaru going? Wrong answers only.
A screenshot from Umamusume Pretty Derby where the Umamusume Matikanefukukitaru is saying the following: "We can't sit around doing nothing. We must leave right away to seek divine guidance at you-know-where!"
August 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
Pictured: A Trad Uma not doing so trad.
A picture of an NPC Umamusume whose name is "Trad Parfait" whose mood is slated as "Awful". She is considered the 13th favorite at the race "Sprinters Stakes", a G1 race. Her stats are as follows: Speed: E at 220 Stamina: F+ at 181 Power: E+ at 278 Guts: E at 212 Wit: F at 140 Aptitudes are Turf B, Sprint C, Pace B Strategy is a Pace Runner (Pace Presser in horse racing parlance). Commentary below says: "It doesn't look like she's in the mood to race. Will the split-second dynamics of a sprint suit her?"
August 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
"Curren Chan but she doxxes the other racers and their trainers." #LookAtCurren #CuteCurrenChan
A character sheet of the Umamusume character Curren Chan. The following are notable: Stats: Speed at B+ 710, Stamina at C 480, Power at C 436, Guts at D 314, and Wit at B 609. Skills are of note though: #LookatCurren, Sprinting Gear, Subdued Front Runners, Hesitant Front Runners, Subdued Pace Chasers, Fluster Pace Chasers, Hesitant Pace Chasers, Intimidate, Dazzling Disorientation, Tail Held High, and Lone Wolf. It is notable that the vast majority of the skills are debuffs, which makes her "evil."
August 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
Trying to make @shamanluneia.bsky.social use a Spirit Box in Phasmophobia and holding up a phoropter asking the ghost "what looks better? 1 or 2?"
A stock image of someone looking through a phoropter in an eye exam.
August 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
I have this headcanon of the Umamusume Nice Nature being very into into US Southern Hip-Hop (specifically 2000s era Crunk), knowing the lyrics, and even knowing how to spit her own bars --- and came up with this stupid idea.
August 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
I would get drop kicked by Gold Ship for this but she be leaving yourself wide open for a DEEZ NUTS joke.
A dialogue log of a Umamusume career playthrough where the dialogue is as follows: Trainer: "I know CD is currently trending!" Gold Ship: "See dee"? Never heard of it. You sure that's a thing? Trainer: "In the Trainer multiverse, it is." Gold Ship: "Huh. Well, what's it mean? Enlighten me."
July 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
Agnes Digital, please do not just simply blurt out your passwords.
A dialog support card event from Uma Musume Pretty Derby that shows the character Agnes Digital saying the following: "ASDFSLKSF?! Are you some kind of god?! What are we waiting for?! Let's go now! To the paradise of my dreeeaaams!"
July 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
@shamanluneia.bsky.social when the Gnews crew plays Phasmophobia, it be like
The character Haru Urara from Uma Musume at the home screen saying the following "If a ghost appears, I'd like to be its friend. We can even have a race!"
July 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
Certified Ura Musume moment: "RUN HARU URARA! YOU CAN DO IT! GO MOTHERFUCKER GO! RUN LIKE ICE IS CHASING YOU DOWN!" at the stretch and she wins the Ura Finale.

(also ICE should be abolished.)
July 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
The part where you name a World of Warcraft pet "Haru Urara" and forget that the pet sometimes whispers things.

... I like to think this is what happens when Haru Urara gets that A rating on Turf Grass.
A screenshot in World of Warcraft where a Baa'lial pet that looks more akin to a demonic looking red goat is named "Haru Urara" after the horse girl in Uma Musume which is based on the real racehorse. A Transcript of the Warcraft pet that whispers you in-game. It goes as follows (A section is blanked out as it's irrelevant for the illustration.: Haru Urara whispers: All flesh must burn. Haru Urara whispers: Give in to your hatred. Haru Urara whispers: Blood will flow. Cities will burn. All will be ash and flame. Haru Urara whispers: I will not be undone! This world is mine!
July 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM