Asya
@asya999.bsky.social
Principal Engineer at MongoDB.
Opinions are my own and usually correct.
“Immigrants: we get the job done.”
Opinions are my own and usually correct.
“Immigrants: we get the job done.”
And one of my all time favorites: “The Sure Thing”
December 15, 2025 at 5:19 AM
And one of my all time favorites: “The Sure Thing”
Till you block the moron.
December 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Till you block the moron.
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Well, you can finally cross “I’ve seen a handcuffed, inflatable penis” off your bucket list
October 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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This is absurdly bad PR. These are the images that need amplified. If you're online, think strategically about which images need to go viral to tell the story of the horrors of this moment. RT and share the shit out of them.
October 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This is absurdly bad PR. These are the images that need amplified. If you're online, think strategically about which images need to go viral to tell the story of the horrors of this moment. RT and share the shit out of them.
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Brainworm about to hold a press conference to be like, “Listen, his thought process was already like this when I got here.”
October 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Brainworm about to hold a press conference to be like, “Listen, his thought process was already like this when I got here.”
Could be why everyone else is sitting too!
October 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Could be why everyone else is sitting too!