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they / any and will move your infra to GCP for food
Broke Blaise's (@wittywebhandle.bsky.social) brain after they claimed batteries weren't a form of vertical integration but openAI was. 🤪
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Be queer, do things
That movie was alright but I have many questions. They said the arresting officer was Sean Penn but the arrests were local PD? What?
And the disdain for the pregnancy and JP being the source thing (no spoiler) means everyone knew except Bob but no one knew???

Really just kind of weak shoestring.
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 AM
New caption:
Jensen Huang: "Now my SEO around 'young girls' will no longer include Thiel's visits with Epstein"
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Wait you mean to tell me screeching things like "death to all wireback tin skinned clankers. Stop taking our jobs. Go back to where you came from!" was not effective messaging? Recycling patterns of speech used against humans wasn't the best way to stop Musk's natural gas use?

No way. That's crazy.
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Reposted by asura
One girl said “it doesn’t matter if you ban a book because everyone can find that information online” and then I blew their minds by talking about how your search history can be monitored and sold to the government without your permission, but your library borrowing history requires a warrant.
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
They are magically nowhere near tech offices here, but they're at ice cream shops.

Weird.
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I had forgotten about Donny 2 dolls until you brought up Gramma No Slippers
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 AM
postgresql :P
November 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I mean surely we're only a tweet or two away from a fight in a McDonald's parking lot, right?
November 18, 2025 at 5:08 AM
uhhh take your creatine and magnesium and glynac or something idk you tell me what to do
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I think the drip drip was some boomer STI slang
Maybe it's one of those hidden confessions
November 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM