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they / any and will move your infra to GCP for food
Broke Blaise's (@wittywebhandle.bsky.social) brain after they claimed batteries weren't a form of vertical integration but openAI was. 🤪
Tech, pets, games, ... Linux, python, cloud
Be queer, do things
I'm in an internet hole talking about "ADHD pen grip" and I'm over here like wtf is a tripod help

* tbc I don't really think a pen grip is a diagnosis but uh why do I write like a fool? 💀
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I took two of the Keychron K0 Max (~$74 on Amazon) and turned them sideways. Replaced the keys. See alt text for current map.

For 1/3 the price of any wireless split ergomech this is *surprisingly good* 😆

I did it as a joke but I'm almost sold. Now if I can just stop hitting KNOB for space
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
So what are the supposed "tech" people doing?

Drugs. Experimenting with recreational drugs. And making ChatGPT subservient clones of themselves... instead of autonomy.

We need a new word for this. "Tech bros" are all financier hustle culture scammers on drugs and none are actually "doing tech"
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Press Guwht Dade to pay respects
October 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
On the upside, people are again recognizing things like the sonnenrad.

On the downside, I have a strophalos tattoo.

These are not the same 😭
October 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Okay, Jack, then fix it
The day we can actually use crypto as money instead of idiotic winkelvoss speculative bullshittery would be quite the day

Bitcoin is forever ruined
October 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Doom 2016 is good times but I think you should skip to Doom: Eternal

If you turn the doom logo upside down you can make like a tree and-
October 19, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Instructions unclear, pfrazee stuck in imagen
October 8, 2025 at 5:44 AM
From their docs.
If your content ended up in SDXL and Flux it is unlikely that Hive put it there through moderation requests. Bluesky should be able to opt out of using our data for training (and they may - or may not, who knows!)
October 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Waiting for the day people kind of catch up to what has been happening.

Eliza bots flooded twitter, Musk replaced most of the user base with bots, Musk directly pays people to invent ivermectin and antifa shit, Cracker Barrel logo "outrage" (manufactured)

Now OpenAI is going to revenue share Sora.
October 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The last two days
I mean I don't really follow why it's so hard to reflect on a particularly offensive pattern of speech

idgaf if you use chatgpt or not - I don't, but go ahead and add me to "Musk Fans blocklist that I'll burn in an oven with the LLMs" I guess
October 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
In 2025, the wife of the sick guy who believes in evolutionary psychology thinks that illness is caused by *checks notes* spiritual attacks. What's JP say? Did we evolve to throw hexes at each other through social media?

Tiktok witches are getting so much gas this year
That's just evolution I guess
October 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Can confirm that people with chaos stars on their left hand side are cool
October 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
At this time this is true.
Consider recent examples: They shoehorned "white genocide" into the system prompt (not the model) behind grok and it still told people about white genocide *but also* questioned if it was real. You can see some of the samples out on the internet.
October 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I'm still pretty happy with how EmbeddingGemma runs and how well sqlite-vec seems to be working.
September 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Tag yourself.
I'm sqlite apparently.
September 16, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I got bored and did this with sqlite-vec and EmbeddingGemma.
The results are kind of mid.
September 16, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Good old @whstancil.bsky.social and his audience being about as in-touch with reality as ... well this big ol' allegedly fascist fictional alien bug.
September 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
how many do you want?
this from a minecraft reference
September 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Spill it on the keyboard so I can attempt to get chat to bully you into using the Bun Wonderland by Akko
Round 2
September 10, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I found a little Nezha at a mall
I should go see when Nezha 2 is on steaming
September 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I guess this is the source
Whoever these people are have some explaining to do to Mastercard

Banger Chuck Tingle book cover of "I Fucked a Gun and Blew A Load Into It"
September 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
September 5, 2025 at 6:21 AM
white men on twitter aren't even real

I thought boomers were supposed to be out of touch but this looks like someone young enough to not be in cognitive decline. Does this dude just not leave his house? Surely you would actually encounter a parent mixing a Starbucks drink if Fox News wasn't fake
September 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM