I was selected for my overall performance and for my synch rate with the EVAs! Not just anyone can be a pilot, you know! It's test after test and I passed every single one!

What about you, huh?! Handing out aircraft carriers? What gives?! Hypotheticals aside, who wants to know?!

Before the Third Impact, I was the wunderkind Second Child, chosen to pilot EVA 2. NERV used us to protect the last pockets of humanity safe from invading angels. Between idiot Shinji and Ms. perfect, Rei, nobody else stood a chance! But everybody knows that!

What?! You want me to just blabber on about top secret information to some weirdo off the street?! I'll tell you what I can, but you're going to have to ask the right questions!

Who are you, anyway?! You kind of remind me of Kensuke.

They're not just 'mechs'! A novice like you wouldn't understand. We aren't completely sure what the Angels are, but they keep trying to kill us. Pilots like me are the only thing keeping us safe from total annihilation. You're welcome!

I'll have you know I'm the most elite Eva pilot!! Asuka Langley Shikinami, Special Senior Major of WILLE! Everyone knows the biggest threats are the Angels, and those antiques won't put a dent in them!

*She glares, hands on her hips, with an equally exaggerated 'humph' and a flick of her hair.*

What would I want with a junky, outdated piece of equipment like that?! They're only good for one thing anyway!

Think I'm just some girl that you can push around, huh?! As if I'd ever need to prove myself to you, or anyone!

I'm already the best, and I'm only getting better.

Why am I even in this "Pirate Adventure Club" anyway?

Mast: Adventure awaits! Grab some rum and let's set sail!

Guillotine: I feel the pull of a magnificent and terrifying power. The pirate's curse can be broken with this simple incantation.

Exia: Cleric's down.

... Idiot.