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Jeremy Parker
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Sears did a little airbrushing there
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Computer, zoom out
The Bad Medical Take in its original Xitter context: Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 (@AlpacaAurelius): Swishing coconut oil around your mouth for 5-10 mins a day is the greatest thing for your dental health JPK (@JPK553): Started doing this 8 years ago. No cavities since Western dental practices are a scam. No need to drill out cavities.....it's all a money grab Same with wisdom teeth and root canals. All a mineral deficiency HumanBodyPillow (@BuiltLikeBuddha): My wisdom teeth were pushing into the next teeth at a 45 degree angle. Could you please explain how coconut oil or mineral deficiency would fix that? JPK (@JPK553): That's what they are supposed to do. You should have left them alone to let them grow in fully. Mineral deficiency has nothing to do with this. But you already showed that by your sarcasm.
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Those Vandy Crisps beef-tallow potato chips are expensive because they're made BY HAND.

Just don't ask *whose* hands are making it.
Excerpt from a Xeet by Vandy Crisps (@Vandy_Crisps): - High-quality, grass-fed, slow-rendered beef tallow is more expensive than that. - We make every chip by hand which is labor-intensive especially given our incredibly high standards for premium quality chips. - The large companies that mass produce chips own almost every chip producing factory in the country. Xitter bio for Vandy Crisps’ founder Tan Man (@reallytanman): Building the FritoLay of Real Food at @ancientcrunch. Get seed oils out of your pantry ➡️ @masa_chips tortilla chips and @vandy_crisps ➡️ potato chips March 14, 2023 Xeet (first in a thread) by Tan Man (@reallytanman): 5 reasons why I DON'T wash my hands (and neither should you) [with a picture of a hand holding a bar of soap amidst scores of water droplets]
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Yes, let's look at Germanic New Medicine, a pseudoscience that has its roots in anti-Semitism, but also its founder's belief that he got testicular cancer because his son was murdered
from the “Jewish Conspiracy Theory“ section of the Wikipedia entry for Ryke Geerd Hamer, founder of Germanic New Medicine: Hamer purported that his method is a "Germanic" alternative to mainstream clinical medicine, which he claimed is part of a Jewish conspiracy to decimate non-Jews. In this, Hamer repeated the antisemitic claims of Nazi physician Gerhard Wagner. More precisely, Hamer asserted that chemotherapy and morphine are used to "mass murder" Western civilization, while falsely alleging that such treatments are not used in Israel. Hamer promoted the idea that most German oncologists are Jewish and that "no Jew is treated with chemotherapy in Germany." According to him, hypodermic needles are used during chemotherapy to implant "chips" containing "chambers of poison" that can be activated by satellite to specifically kill patients. He proposed that the swine flu vaccination campaign of 2009 was also used to mark people with those "chips" and denied the existence of HIV. Hamer also believed that the denial of recognition of his theories and the revocation of his practitioner's licence were due to a Jewish conspiracy. In 2008, Hamer presented a document where a supposed rabbi, "Esra" Iwan Götz, confirmed the existence of a conspiracy among Jewish oncologists to use the "torture" of chemotherapy on all non-Jewish patients, while Jewish patients were to receive the "correct" treatment of GNM. Götz, a German holocaust denier active in the German Reich revivalism scene, has been repeatedly convicted by German courts for fraud, defamation, misuse of academic titles (the title "Chief Rabbi" is not legally protected in Germany), and the falsification of documents, among others. excerpt from the Wikipedia entry for Ryke Geerd Hamer, founder of Germanic New Medicine: On 8 August 1978, Hamer's son, Dirk, was shot by the son of the last king of Italy, Vittorio Emanuele of Savoy, while asleep on a yacht off Cavallo and died on 7 December of that year. Sometime after Dirk's death, Hamer developed testicular cancer and thought there was a link between the two events, so he began to develop Germanic new medicine (GNM), which can be summarized in its "five biological laws": 1st law ("iron rule"): Severe diseases originate from a shock event which is experienced by the individual as very difficult, highly acute, dramatic, and isolating. The shock’s psychological conflict content determines the location of the appearance of a focus of activity in the brain that can be seen in a CT scan as a set of concentric rings, called Hamer focus or HH (from German: Hamerscher Herd), which correspond to the location of the disease in the body. The subsequent development of the conflict determines the development of both the brain focus and the disease.
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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“Women: A mistake? Or did He do it to us ON PURPOSE?” – Daryl Van Horne (aka The Devil), The Witches of Eastwick
Screenshot of Xitter search results showing Bad Medical Taker Bill the Warthog making several posts calling for the repeal of the 19th Amendment (the Women's Suffrage Amendment)
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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And yet many of the boiled-milk cohort still insist that what they drank was raw
Xeet from FangsAndFleur (@Samira_M_E): Many of us grown up on Raw milk healthy and without dying from “dangerous bacteria”. All you had to was boil it. Jan. 23, 2021 Xeet from Preethi Kasireddy (@iam_preethi): I drank raw milk for years as a kid. My aunt would boil the milk just enough to kill bacteria, but not to devoid it of nutritional value like pasteurization does.
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Surely something as good and pure as AI Jesus could never be abused or corrupted and turned into a tool of an authoritarian dystopian society, can you imagine such a thing
A still from a scene from the movie THX 1138 where the title character (Robert Duvall) visits a computerized confessional booth decorated with a portrait of Jesus (identified in the movie as “OMM 0000”); the captioning (from Jesus/OMM) reads: “Work hard. Increase production. Prevent accidents. And…be happy.”
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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FrEeMaSoNs CrEaTeD tHe CoNtAgIoN mYtH
Screenshot of another Xitter thread by this same crank: Ghost of William Wallace (@ghostofwillwall): Virology is a pseudoscientific fraud. There are no 'viruses', so vaccines have done NOTHING to improve health, but quite a bit to destroy it. Phil (@Phil74010610): What then is the cause of the illnesses that are spread from person to person? Ghost of William Wallace (@ghostofwillwall): There is no illness spread person to person. Contagion is a myth. A Freemason fairy tale, told to keep people afraid of each other and scared enough to accept their vaccines. It's NEVER been proven, though thousands of attempts have tried.
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Children have behavioural disourders because people started having sex outside of marriage, and also because women insisted on being treated equally. You young whippersnappers just don't appreciate how perfect society was before the ‘60s screwed it all up
A related Xeet from the same Bad Medical Taker: Grace Henderson (@ADHDisTRAUMA): Casual sex wasn't the done thing prior to the 60s, it wasn't that long ago. It has cheapened relationships resulting in the normalisation of family breakdown - and subsequently children with behaviour disorders. Feminism has led to affordable housing becoming unaffordable due to housing pressures and the increased affordability of couples - which adds to the cost of living and puts stress on families that cause family breakdown. Dysfunctional families also cause more crime, suffer more mental health issues and are more likely yo be unemployed.
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Some quality follow-ups
Reply on Xitter: FRACTALOFGOD (@FRACTALOFGOD33): Shoe do you think it is like a subconscious thing or are women consciously thinking "Wow this dude just jerked it" shoe (@shoe0nhead) [the original Bad Medical Taker]: it’s subconscious. women sometimes refer to it as “the ick” or they will reject the man for being “too nice” when it really is just subconsciously we can smell he gooned to hentai a few hours ago. Reply on Xitter: Prodigy (@ProdigyEV): This is top cope. I’ve bagged women in the past, like 30 minutes after busting a nut shoe @shoe0nhead [the original Bad Medical Taker]: birth control destroys a woman’s gooning radar so that makes sense Reply on Xitter: Ryu (@m29145049): @grok is this actually true or is it one of women usual lies shoe (@shoe0nhead) [the original Bad Medical Taker]: grok was programmed by a man. it doesnt know. this is deep esoteric knowledge passed down from our ancestors unknown to artificial intelligence. Grok's reply in thread #3: No, there's scant scientific evidence for humans detecting recent masturbation via pheromones like some animals do. Human olfaction is weak for such cues, and while sweat or semen odor lingers briefly, it's not a reliable "gooner detector" unique to women. Claims like this often stem from anecdotal intuition or exaggeration rather than biology—more social perception than sniff test.
November 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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“Authoritarian societies are cool, actually” – Singapore resident Blake Herzinger
Related Bluesky post from Bad Medical Taker Blake Herzinger: Maybe I’ve been in Singapore too long, but the state killing drug dealers is something I think works. And maybe you haven’t had the pleasure of living in a society with minimal drug abuse, but it’s pretty nice. Excerpt from Wikipedia's page on Singapore: The long-standing hegemony of the PAP [People's Action Party] has led to Singapore being described by academics as an illiberal democracy, or a soft-authoritarian state in which the PAP faces little to no feasible political competition to its rule of the country. The multi-party democratic process of Singapore has been described as "minimal" in comparison to the state's focus on economic development and social order. According to Gordon P. Means, professor emeritus of political science at McMaster University, Singapore reinvented the "benevolent" yet "highly authoritarian" colonial system of governance inherited from Britain rather than forging a full democracy. A conservative ideology of "Asian values" evolved to replace British rule, based on "communal loyalty, distrust of government, and avoidance of individual or collective responsibility for wider public interests", with less regard for human rights in the nascent Western sense. The fact that "neither the public nor elites had experience with democracy" helped create Singapore's political culture, as dominated by status-focused hierarchies committed to economic development. The legacy of Asian values and the limited political culture within Singapore has led to the country being described as "classic illustration of soft authoritarianism", and "profoundly illiberal". Excerpt from Wikipedia page on Singapore: The right to freedom of speech and association is guaranteed by Article 14(1) of the Constitution of Singapore, although there are provisions in the subsequent subsection that regulate them. The government has restricted freedom of speech and freedom of the press as well as some civil and political rights. In 2023, Singapore was ranked 129th out of 180 nations by Reporters Without Borders on the global Press Freedom Index. Freedom House ranks Singapore as "partly free" in its Freedom in the World report, and the Economist Intelligence Unit ranks Singapore as a "flawed democracy", the second freest rank of four, in its "Democracy Index". All public gatherings of five or more people require police permits, and protests may legally be held only at the Speakers' Corner.
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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The New York Times still can't believe what all the polls have been predicting for months
top of the NYTimes.com page: “MAMDANI'S IMPROBABLE RUN ENDS IN VICTORY”
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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No no no, you see, Nutraloaf's got what tech bros crave
screenshot from Xitter: the text portion from a Google (?) result for Nutraloaf: “Nutraloaf is a bland, nutritionally complete food, often called ‘prison loaf,’ served to inmates who misbehave. It is made by blending various ingredients like vegetables, beans, and starches into a dense, unappetizing loaf that can be eaten without utensils.” followed by a Xeet from @RealDianeYap [the original Bad Medical Taker]: Wealthy software engineers literally demand sustenance like this (eg Huel, Soylent). It isn’t undignified. If it’s good enough for rich techies, it’s good enough for the poor.
November 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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“A N-zi account stole my post? Cool, cool”
Xeet by notorious white-supremacist account Stonetoss Comics (@stone_toss): “SNAP? EBT? FOOD STAMPS? No. Universal Basic Nutraloaf.” followed by a screenshot from the Google Gemini (?) result for Nutraloaf: “Nutraloaf is a bland, nutritionally complete food, often called ‘prison loaf,’ served to inmates who misbehave. It is made by blending various ingredients like vegetables, beans, and starches into a dense, unappetizing loaf that can be eaten without utensils.” accompanied by an unappetizing image of a Nutraloaf portion Reply Xeet by @RealDianeYap [the original Bad Medical Taker]: Diane Yap: You can just quote tweet your support next time quoting her own post: “The point of EBT is to ensure people don’t starve to death. That’s it. Even if we agree that’s a worthwhile goal, it can be achieved with Nutraloaf. Nutraloaf provides the correct incentives: you won’t starve and you’ll be motivated to earn enough money to eat real food again.” followed by a screenshot from the Google Gemini (?) result for Nutraloaf: “Nutraloaf is a bland, nutritionally complete food, often called ‘prison loaf,’ served to inmates who misbehave. It is made by blending various ingredients like vegetables, beans, and starches into a dense, unappetizing loaf that can be eaten without utensils.” accompanied by an unappetizing image of a Nutraloaf portion
November 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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In case “rothschild germ theory” was too subtle
Xeet from the original Bad Medical Taker saying “i am ready” over a screenshot of a DOS-like computer screen using black and white text characters to re-create a photo of Adolf Hitler heiling
November 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Why are they always N*zis
Screenshot of a Xeet from Bad Medical Taker Dan the Musician/Critical Thinker (@ClassicJukeboxx): The Rothchilds were taking over Germany, like they have taken over us. The painter saw what was happening, and wanted to stop this. He also knew Russian bolshevism was run by the tiny hat people, and wanted Britain to join him against the commies. Britain instead attacked...
October 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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I regret to inform you that he lifted that from a 1996 episode of NewsRadio
transcript of an exchange from the NewsRadio episode “Physical Graffiti”: Matthew: Beth – look at this. Beth: Internet? Matthew: Yeah. Beth: Internot.
October 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Don't know if it was the *last* movie in that format, but THE MOST TERRIBLE TIME IN MY LIFE (1993) was B&W 35mm CinemaScope. (There were sequels in this Maiku Hama series, but they were in color.)
Still from the 1993 Japanese movie THE MOST TERRIBLE TIME IN MY LIFE (Waga jinsei saiaku no toki) showing the outside of the Nichigeki movie theater in Tokyo, with a “CinemaScope” sign above the name of the theater. The still is in black & white.
October 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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They take off their masks to reveal…
Frank and Mitzi Perdue, 1988
October 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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“Baby needs comfort not medical interventions,” now expanded to his preceding post
Screenshot of the original Bad Medical Take + the Xeet immediately preceding it by the same Bad Medical Taker, Thomas the Train / @ttrain4076 (both in response to a @Riley_Gaines_ Xeet denying the necessity of giving newborns the Hepatitis B vaccine): “we said the same thing 11 years ago. Contrary to assertion of @Katerri22, casual contact does not transmit Hep B. @grok gave the usual BS answer of "The CDC and WHO recommend...blah blah blah" trying to apply the WHO's rules in the 3rd world to Western households. It eventually relented that of the top 10 things new moms and dads are worried about, Hep B, when no parent has Hep B is very low on the list. Our son was a few days early, his liver not fully developed and a bit of bilirubin that we put him in the light for. Our logical thought was the last thing his immature liver and immune system needs, where it may make a mistake and attack itself (i.e. create an autoimmune disease) is foreign substance injected into his blood.”
October 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Fortunately for us, it's the 1989 Giuliani playbook (when he lost)
Headline of New York Magazine/Intelligencer article: “Cuomo Laughed When He Was Told Mamdani Would Cheer Another 9/11” with accompanying photo of Andrew Cuomo on the debate stage earlier this week (https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/cuomo-laughed-when-told-mamdani-would-cheer-another-9-11-sid-and-friends.html) Excerpt from Oct 14, 1989 New York Times article, “Newsweek Agonizes Over Delay in Reporting Mason Remarks”: “In the Oct. 9 issue of Newsweek, the magazine reported that Mr. Giuliani ‘was present at an Aug. 31 interview with four Newsweek staffers when Mason described Dinkins as a “fancy shvartzer with a moustache.” ’ Shvartzer is an often derisive Yiddish term for a black. “The magazine said Mr. Giuliani, the Republican-Liberal candidate for New York City mayor, who is running against Mr. Dinkins, ‘joined in the nervous laughter, making no attempt to rebuke Mason.’ ”
October 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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@mikeredmond.bsky.social : you need to drive the “Oyster Fetterman” connection home
Screenshot of a Bluesky thread: rev. howard arson‬ (@theophite.bsky.social‬): wait, graham platner's "oyster farm" _only_ supplies his mother's restaurant and two other places? …quote-posting ‪Ryan Radia‬ (@ryanradia.com‬): The three locations where he sells his oysters (they all look like pretty nice places to visit)… …with the follow-up post by rev. howard arson: like, his primary source of income is literally an allowance from his mother? Screenshot of a Philadelphia Inquirer headline from August 2022: “John Fetterman's parents gave him money into his 40s. Republicans say that undercuts his blue-collar image." Subhead: “John Fetterman has acknowledged having a ‘cushy’ suburban childhood and receiving financial assistance from his parents. Republican say that undermines his image as a Pennsylvania everyman.” with accompanying photo of Fetterman in a hoodie, arms crossed, a few feet down the table from a Fetterman campaign lectern in a drably-tiled room
October 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Womp womp
The original Xeet, with the added Community Note: Readers added context they thought people might want to know The first Children's Hospital in the United States was in 1855, and earlier in other parts of the world: https://mchb.hrsa.gov/about-us/timeline/text
October 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Off-topic, but I'd like to share this update from a Bad Medical Take earlier this year
Jan. 28 2025 Xeet from JacquiDeevoy (@JacquiDeevoy): I told the nurse today that I won’t be taking pills to fix my high blood pressure but will attempt to lower it by eating healthily, not drinking alcohol and doing more exercise. I said I’d rather deal with the cause not mask the symptoms. She shook her head and told me that if my high blood pressure turns out to be hereditary, changing my diet and lifestyle will do NOTHING to help and that my blood pressure will remain high unless I take medication. I was gobsmacked. Honestly, where do they GET these people? Jan. 30 2025 Bad Medical Take Din mamma (svennebananars) posts a screenshot from Facebook: “Once upon a time, in a land not far away at all, a healthy blood pressure was thought to be 100 plus your age. That simple rule of thumb was replaced in 1977 by a cutoff of 160/95 separating ‘normal’ from high blood pressure. That number was then reduced to 140/80 and now a home reading of 130/80 is the target. Do these figures have any basis in health or are they the recommendations of BigPharma in order to sell more pills?” JacquiDeevoy (@JacquiDeevoy) replies: Yes, I know, but mine is consistently higher. It was 170/124 today. That’s quite a common reading for me. Oct. 9 2025 post from JacquiDeevoy (@JacquiDeevoy) on Xitter: Currently in hospital with malignant hypertension and possible TIA mini-stroke. I might take a few days off. See you next week! Much love. [heart emoji] Oct. 10 2025 post from JacquiDeevoy (@JacquiDeevoy) on Xitter: Thanks for all your kind messages and words of support and advice. I seem to have avoided a serious stroke and, after emergency IV drugs, my BP and gone down from 240/154 to 147/100. The symptoms yesterday were scary - I couldn’t read, write, type or speak properly; I couldn’t understand what was being said to me and I kept getting my words muddled. I’d never experienced anything like that before. It was like being drunk but without the singing and dancing. Some minor lesions were spotted in the brain on the MRI scan but these appear to be historical. I’ll find out more tomorrow and then hopefully I can head home. Thanks again for all the love. [heart emoji]
October 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Were you not aware of the “Oh no, Mamdani eats rice with his hands!” discourse
screenshot of a Xitter post by Congressman Brandon Gill (@RepBrandonGill): Civilized people in America don’t eat like this. If you refuse to adopt Western customs, go back to the Third World. …quoting a post by @EndWokeness: Zohran says his worldview is inspired by the 3rd world while eating rice with his hands …over a video of said interview
October 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM