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I buy the orange yolk eggs, and I had forgotten how yellow the others are.
May 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I buy the orange yolk eggs, and I had forgotten how yellow the others are.
Monica said I couldn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day unless it was for the house.
So I bought her a new refrigerator.
(I'm also sending flowers)
So I bought her a new refrigerator.
(I'm also sending flowers)
February 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Monica said I couldn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day unless it was for the house.
So I bought her a new refrigerator.
(I'm also sending flowers)
So I bought her a new refrigerator.
(I'm also sending flowers)
About to get this money.
January 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
About to get this money.
Happy Birthday, Mom ❤️
January 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Happy Birthday, Mom ❤️
Letting my team know they matter. ❤️
January 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Letting my team know they matter. ❤️
LeBron explaining to Savannah what he was doing with Drake in Toronto
January 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
LeBron explaining to Savannah what he was doing with Drake in Toronto
Got my back cupped today
December 12, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Got my back cupped today
My staff fucks with me because I keep it transparent like Elon's reptilian eye lids.
December 5, 2024 at 3:12 AM
My staff fucks with me because I keep it transparent like Elon's reptilian eye lids.
My favorite picture from this weekend.
December 4, 2024 at 2:06 AM
My favorite picture from this weekend.
I don't know why it works, but doing this with your joints makes them burn evenly. It's called a Dutch crown.
December 3, 2024 at 4:43 PM
I don't know why it works, but doing this with your joints makes them burn evenly. It's called a Dutch crown.
Got Clyde a Leopard Gecko. Then we upgraded her habitat.
December 3, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Got Clyde a Leopard Gecko. Then we upgraded her habitat.
Got Clyde a new friend
December 2, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Got Clyde a new friend
I'm a fiancé!
November 30, 2024 at 2:12 AM
I'm a fiancé!
Ginger ale out here with a bunch of mixed babies just like cranberry juice.
November 25, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Ginger ale out here with a bunch of mixed babies just like cranberry juice.
Had to put a Walmart order in anyway. Going to try the original and sugar free.
November 23, 2024 at 6:08 AM
Had to put a Walmart order in anyway. Going to try the original and sugar free.
I thought this said Big Back Box and almost swerved on the highway
November 23, 2024 at 2:07 AM
I thought this said Big Back Box and almost swerved on the highway
Name a tv show you’re positive no one remembers but you
November 22, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Name a tv show you’re positive no one remembers but you
This is his a "truth"
November 21, 2024 at 9:55 PM
This is his a "truth"
Post you from a different era
November 20, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Post you from a different era
Kraken. Had to change it because someone is posting furry porn on here under that name
November 16, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Kraken. Had to change it because someone is posting furry porn on here under that name