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Skeets to Atlantis
@astutelygarish.bsky.social
Father. Partner. Friend. Liberal. Direct. Kind. Confident. Verbose. Effusive. Vulgar.
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I buy the orange yolk eggs, and I had forgotten how yellow the others are.
May 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Trump about to run everyone who isn't rich's pockets but these motherfuckers don't care because "woke." I'm telling yall this is the dumbest shit I've ever seen, and I watched two idiots on Xanax argue over who had taken more Xanax.
March 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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February 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
February 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Monica said I couldn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day unless it was for the house.

So I bought her a new refrigerator.
(I'm also sending flowers)
February 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Today is my Uncle Dax's first birthday since he died. He was sick, but instead of doctors, he was on some Dr Sebi type bullshit. And now he's gone, and his daughters don't have a father.

From the bottom of my heart, fuck each and every one of you advocating that bullshit.
January 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
January 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
About to get this money.
January 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Happy Birthday, Mom ❤️
January 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Letting my team know they matter. ❤️
January 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I have only drank gin to impress women
What gin you drinking?
January 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
@dmfrank.bsky.social we just had the Five Nights At Freddies 2 crew in here
January 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
😒
January 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
LeBron explaining to Savannah what he was doing with Drake in Toronto
January 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
These people hung Obama in effigy and yall wondering why he plays nice in public? They're about to get away with storming the Capitol and yall wonder why Barack does the right thing?

Man, get out of my fucking face.
January 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
You can say you don't care that Dreamers are deported back to countries they left as children 30 years ago, and that's OK. But if I say you look like a Swamp Thing because you're ugly outside just like your black heart is, I've "taken it too far."
January 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The plan is to convince you that education doesn't matter and then move your children into work houses. I know yall think I'm crazy because I'm a Liberal, but these tech bros just told yall Americans are not smart enough to hire while also saying college is elitist and unnecessary. Pay attention.
December 30, 2024 at 11:31 PM
It's so wild that these other minority groups hate Black people more than they love rights. Also, STOP CALLING US POC. There are Black people, and then there's other groups who think they're better than Black people. Only folks who can ride with us are the Jews. They get it.
December 28, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Got my back cupped today
December 12, 2024 at 4:19 AM
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Heard we’re discussing how horrific honeydew is?
a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a wrestling logo
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a wrestling logo
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2024 at 4:36 PM
As a #Steelers fan, it's fucking mind blowing to see the offense with a mid QB (Pickett), and good QB (Fields), and a veteran touchitng elite QB (Russ).
December 8, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Man, I know everyone hates remakes and sequels, but I'd love to see another movie in the Reign of Fire universe.
December 5, 2024 at 6:17 AM
My staff fucks with me because I keep it transparent like Elon's reptilian eye lids.
December 5, 2024 at 3:12 AM
My favorite picture from this weekend.
December 4, 2024 at 2:06 AM
I don't know why it works, but doing this with your joints makes them burn evenly. It's called a Dutch crown.
December 3, 2024 at 4:43 PM