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Lessons in duality
Screenshot of the iOS News app, in which two headlines are visible: One headline reads “Your kitchen equipment could be poisoning you. Here’s what to replace,” while the other headline reads “How hypochondria can take a serious toll on your life”.
December 16, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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The album cover for the Depeche Mode single “A Question of Lust”, edited to say “A Question of Sufficient Luigi” instead. The cover features a man and woman kissing, with the title printed alongside.
December 15, 2024 at 11:29 PM
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Sometimes I take out my frustrations with Photoshop
Donald Trump and Elon Musk sitting on a couch. The image has been manipulated to make their features resemble Beavis and Butt-Head.
December 1, 2024 at 10:26 PM
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Tell me I’m wrong
The original photo of Marc Andreessen, altered with a red sweater, a bush mustache, and goggles, making it clear that Marc is in fact Eggman from Sonic the Hedgehog
December 1, 2024 at 9:26 PM
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Soon we’re all going to find out AI is powered by enslaved woodland creatures.
The original photo of Marc Andreessen, altered with a red sweater, a bush mustache, and goggles, making it clear that Marc is in fact Eggman from Sonic the Hedgehog
December 1, 2024 at 9:23 PM
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Fifth time a charm, I guess?
A photo of my hand holding a variety of dried chile peppers in bags.
October 10, 2024 at 12:23 AM
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You’re going to be a vampire - who is turning you?
Leslie Nielsen as Dracula in the movie “Dracula: Dead and Loving It”. He is dressing in black formal wear, a cape, and a gold medallion with a red lapel.
May 21, 2024 at 7:38 AM
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Scrolling through “Following”
A box of “Entertaining Crackers”.
April 20, 2024 at 11:07 PM
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The TV show Community lasted one season longer than the Confederacy.
The school flag for Greendale Community College, from the television show Community. The flag is blue with large white text, which reads “Greendale” in capital letters. Below the print, the school logo, a pink circle with three lines intersecting at the center. The symbol visually alludes to an anus. The school motto appears in latin: “E Plurbius Anus”.
April 9, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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Here’s the alert - practically no info and a broken link.
A screenshot of an iPhone notification with the following text: “Public Safety Alert, 9 minutes ago. Missing child: Everett, WA.” A bit.ly link follows.
March 29, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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This is what you got if you clicked that Missing Child Alert you were just fed in WA/Seattle.

Seems like a problem. Let me know if I can blame Elon.
A screenshot of an iPhone browser, displaying a link to Twitter.com in the url. The page displays a broken link to X with a “try again” button.
March 29, 2024 at 1:04 AM