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Steve
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Reskeets are self-criticism. He/him

📍Philadelphia
Even assuming, as one might from how young he looks, that this photo was taken back when men were wearing their jackets tight and cropped, the depicted fit is just egregious.
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I feel like Belly's second album, King, was pretty slept-on, but it absolutely rules. "Now They'll Sleep" is one of my favorite songs by anyone.
October 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Lol, currently on her website (if you stay right, you don't have to get right):
September 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Once again reminded that I have a real tendency for Sephiroth-posting when I'm not paying enough attention to my writing voice. At least I'm Sephiroth-posting for good, I guess.
August 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
If you see this, post a bad woman you love

(This might be more of a "Not bad meaning bad but bad meaning good" scenario, but Crystal does do a whole lot of murders in this movie.)
August 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Apparently yesterday was National Perfect Babbies Day, and I did not post any pictures of the babbies. I regret the error.
August 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This little goblin, who lives on our porch, got herself a chicken wing at some point. I thought someone should know, so I'm telling you all.
August 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Google Photos keeps sending push notifications to my phone, like daily, inviting me to look at my "memories," and let me save us both a click, Google Photos, it's a picture of a cat. They're all pictures of the cats. (Example attached, obviously)
July 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I'm a cool guy who does cool stuff, like sitting indoors watching TV but with cool sunglasses on (I went to the eye doctor and have anime pupils).
June 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Okay, time to stop doomscrolling and go do something useful, like feed the porch cat.

(I post this both as self-motivation, and as motivation to whomever is reading this and also might need it)
June 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If there's one good thing about unemployment, it's being able to spend more of my day with adorable sleeping cats. Pay ain't great, but it's pretty low-stress.
June 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Let's try to observe what this cat is up to
June 5, 2025 at 6:33 AM
beans
May 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Team, I think one of the neighborhood cats left us a gift of fried chicken out on our porch tonight, and I can't tell you how good that makes me feel about myself.
May 26, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Sleepy boy
May 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
*very Peter Dinklage voice*: That sizzurp came from the Moon!
May 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Obligatory:
May 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Facebook decided I should see this. I don't know what comic it's from, and it makes less than zero scientific sense, but kind of one million percent Superman sense, so sure okay I now believe Superman can smell brownies in a closed environment in space.
April 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The Bird Perceiver would like to cronch on some hollow bones
April 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I was deleting my Twitter DMs, as one does too late, and that's how I rediscovered that the first DM I ever recieved was from @anildash.com I guess getting after me for my love of Burger King?
April 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Everybody look at this cat
April 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Our orange boy meows at us when we play music, and we're not sure if he's expressing pleasure, or like, the contempt of a murderer's heart for the appreciation of beauty, like that's prey behavior.
March 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
ME: Sweetie I want to ADDRESS this issue.
[MY SPOUSE nods]
You KNOW I think revenge porn is vile
MY SPOUSE: Absolutely
ME: BUT!
March 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Ger-bear had a long day of making friends with the guys who were here to (finally, finally 🤞) figure out where the leak in our roof is, and now he's tuckered out.
February 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Behold, it is Patches.
February 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM