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🪽✨Mercurial Girl✨🪽
Enjoying my last moments of Jupiter in cancer being my profected timelord, in a couple hours Saturn will be my timelord for the next 2 years during my Saturn return in my Aries 8th house 🥲
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Nodal reversal during the eclipses 💀💀 kicking my ass
September 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Me watching the astrology play out
a woman standing in front of a white wall with her arms crossed holding a pink purse
ALT: a woman standing in front of a white wall with her arms crossed holding a pink purse
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July 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I’m in a 4th house profection year with Jupiter as my timelord. Jupiter is in exaltation and its joy being in my Cancer 11th house, and it’s starting to trine my sun, and oppose my moon. I feel like I’ve won the astrological lottery this year
July 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
With Trump not wanting to release the Epstein list, I’m really hoping the list comes out anyway. We got Trump in an 8th house year, Jupiter ruling his 5th and 8th houses in his 12th conjoined Mercury. We also got the Sun about to shine on his Saturn, and Mercury rx soon. Hoping for karma to catch up
July 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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July 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Gemini season
June 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
June 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Saturn in Aries so far has felt like the I’ll make a man out of you montage in Mulan for me. I have so much more motivation, maybe it’s because my Saturn return is coming up too
June 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I’m a waitress. The last 3 days of Saturn being in Aries has had people’s audacity turned the fuck up holy shit people are crabby. It’s interesting seeing how the transits affect people
May 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Every time there’s a major Aries transit I get a headache 🫠
May 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Outer planets ingressing into the next sign is like the new years countdown for astrologers. No one around me knows about Saturn entering Aries or what it means, but I know there’s hundreds of other people out there like me who know the time of the ingress and are waiting
May 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Do not sleep on new & full moons that conjoin your lot of fortune or lot of spirit!!
May 13, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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One of the weird things about experiencing astrology is when a day you flagged a year ago comes around finally
May 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
They corrected her letter under the Virgo moon 😂
Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.

They graded it.

Bwahahaha.
May 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
April 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Positive: Mars is in Leo and out of fall! Negative: it is now in my 12th house lmao 🫠 At least it will start speeding up
April 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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I am so deeply ashamed of the human race, particularly the ones who think it’s funny to pick on the vulnerable.
April 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The United States has become a Virgos hell
April 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Neptune has officially entered Aries for the first time since the 1800s (no big deal!!!) 💥🧵
March 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
🔥🔱Neptune is in Aries 🔱🔥
March 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Anyone else get depressed as hell when the moon moves through Scorpio
March 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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I was listening to an Austin Coppock lecture yesterday and he said something to the effect of “if you try to escape the natal chart, it will chase you down” and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since
March 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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Scorpio moon transits will either manifest as a spicy interaction or the most traumatizing event of your life
March 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM