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AstroLazuli
@astrolazuli.bsky.social
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I love making music about the universe.

27 | He/Him | Gay 🏳️‍🌈 | Chilean 🇨🇱

My YT channel: https://youtube.com/@astrolazuli
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AstroLazuli @astrolazuli.bsky.social · Jan 25
I forgot to share it here, but recently I posted a new song!

It's a remix of Dimrain47's “At the Speed of Light”, which is an absolute masterpiece and one of the most popular songs in Geometry Dash. The remix uses electronic and orchestral elements for extra space vibes.

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Dimrain47 - At the Speed of Light (AstroLazuli Remix)
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astrolazuli.bsky.social
cerveza cristal
September 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
Eyes like this… are hard to say no to :3
A tuxedo cat gazes upward with round, sparkling eyes. He’s probably expecting a treat.
August 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Rising Cost Of Living Forcing More Buddhists To Continue Working Years Into Reincarnation theonion.com/rising-...
Rising Cost Of Living Forcing More Buddhists To Continue Working Years Into Reincarnation Few Can Save Enough To Relax And Enjoy Next Life
July 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
astrolazuli.bsky.social
I need more gays in my DMs amirite fellas
July 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Fucking Weirdo Really Good At Something That She Not Trying To Capitalize On theonion.com/fucking...
Fucking Weirdo Really Good At Something That She Not Trying To Capitalize On
July 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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thedevil.bsky.social
June 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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chuckles-s.bsky.social
Pluto never gave up:)
June 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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stuntmaenbob.bsky.social
ocean - night 🌊✨

#pixelart
Pixel art night at the ocean - front: the ocean full of huge waves. Background: dark sky full of shining stars (huge planet in the middle). Colors. Purple and pink
May 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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ekvitki.bsky.social
Blue Skies

#pixelart #art #vgen #aseprite
May 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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God Too Obsessed With Ants Right Now To Focus On Next Pope
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God Too Obsessed With Ants Right Now To Focus On Next Pope
April 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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happyroadkill.bsky.social
im arthuring it
April 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
astrolazuli.bsky.social
man I sure love being emotionally unstable
April 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
astrolazuli.bsky.social
I'm gay
March 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
astrolazuli.bsky.social
feeling incredibly lovesick

need affection

dies
March 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
astrolazuli.bsky.social
Flow just became my favourite animated movie of all time
March 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
#mlp #comic
rainbow dash and pinkie pie are standing in a place. a beautiful mare can be seen walking offscreen. rainbow says: “dude, i think i hauve covid lol... get me some ivermectin Imao” pinkie responds: “HUH?” rainbow stammers: “c cuz we're horses.. d-do you get it..” pinkie explains: “DUDE.. THAT'S LIKE... NOT EVEN REMOTELY TOPICAL”
February 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
November 7, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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November 8, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
Whipping Whiplash: The Podcast: The Comic
two people in headphones sit at a table with microphones. the woman on the right says: What's up whippersnappers, and welcome to ep. #387 of "Whipping Whiplash" the man on the left continues: “The podcast where we watch the critically acclaimed film "Whiplash" and make fun of it. Every episode.” the woman quickly adds “sponsored by squarespace” from offscreen. in the third panel they are both sitting in front of a laptop, dialogue from the laptop says: “TELL FLETCHER IM FUCKING COMING, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!” then the sound “SKREEE CRSHJ” implying the crashing of a car. the woman snidely comments: “nice driving dipshit” END
February 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
#comic
A CARTOON OF ME SAYS “I DREW A SELF PORTRAIT!” THE CARTOON HOLDS UP A REAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ME, THE OTHER CARTOON CHARACTER IS OBVIOUSLY UNIMPRESSED GE SAYS, “YOUR ANATOMY IS KINDA SHIT, TRY DOING IT MORE LIKE THIS” HE HOLDS UP A CARTOON DRAWING OF HIMSELF. I SAY, “OH DAMN THAT'S GOOD”
February 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
astrolazuli.bsky.social
Bro can people stop posting screenshots from Twitter? Like I came to this platform to escape exactly that lmao

Anyways back to femboy scrolling
February 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
#comic #comics
a villainous figure speaks: “im mr misogyny and i HATE vaginas!! mwehehehe” a man in a shirt that says ‘ally’ replies: “hey! some women have penises! you have to be misogynistic to them too!!,” a trans woman says “huh? no, he needs to stop being misogynistic to everyone” suddenly batman arrives at the scene and attacks mr misogyny “HOLY FUCK ITS BATMAN”, cry the ally and trans woman in unison. batman announces: “this lunatic is going to arkham im batman i hate misogyny”
February 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Pioneering Female Archaeologist In Google Doodle Bears Silent Witness To Man’s Search For ‘Zootopia’ Porn
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Pioneering Female Archaeologist In Google Doodle Bears Silent Witness To Man’s Search For ‘Zootopia’ Porn
February 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
#comic #comics
guy: I HATE BEING EPHEMERAL!!! guy: I yearn for some sense of concretion!! guy 2: Concretion? Like the Concrete Mixer from Culver's, America's favorite dairy fast food chain?? guy 2, presenting a photo of a concrete mixer from culver’s: Now only $4.09 at select locations????.??!,!!!
January 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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leftatlondon.com
ranking all single digit numbers

1. 2
2. 3
3. 8
4. 1
5. 9
6. 4
7. 0
8. 5
9. 7
10. 6
January 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM