Astro Chris
@astrochris.bsky.social
Astronomer, doing astronomy things. Rarely talk about astronomy.
Isn't this just insider trading on an unregulated securities platform?
February 17, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Isn't this just insider trading on an unregulated securities platform?
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The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 3:35 AM
The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
Oh to be a small crab eating a grape. Little friend has no worries, because that grape is the same size. 💜🦀🍇💜
February 9, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Oh to be a small crab eating a grape. Little friend has no worries, because that grape is the same size. 💜🦀🍇💜
I guess that means the bubbles stopped.
February 7, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I guess that means the bubbles stopped.
Abolish it. How are you so bad at your job?
February 4, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Abolish it. How are you so bad at your job?
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
You should have stopped publishing this man's nonsense 23 years ago.
February 1, 2026 at 2:11 AM
You should have stopped publishing this man's nonsense 23 years ago.