Bil Skirnir
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Bil Skirnir
@astro-kraken.bsky.social
Minneapolis dude who is now fucking up a suburb*

Builder of catyards, anti-lawn zealot, restorer of native habitats, bad bike mechanic, worse firewall engineer.



*killing hostas, planting pollinator magnets, and biking instead of driving.
Adopting three works. These terrorists mostly entertain each other.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Bodega Bread
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
(i need to train again)
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
200 pound me *looks* more intimidating than when I was training muay thai at 170, but 170 me would kick my current ass.
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Not a pop star but Lemmy had a cameo in Airheads and thats just Wicked for headbangers.
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Its copper, not zinc ffs
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
But also Mpls bike lanes dont bump out like that
November 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
This is how like half the bike lanes work in Minneapolis. I don't hate it because drivers only look left to see if something is going to hurt their car when turning right.
November 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
But you feel so fast once they come off
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I dont get how he could only end their TPS if they live in MN
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Its a creepy doll that moves around the house when no one's looking, right?
November 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
As someone who has walked around a few Scandinavian countries, I can attest to the horrors. My pants were constantly shat.
November 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I hope his strong wording doesn't upset the Baileys
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Its seared into my brain
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Only two months until Jeffrey Epstein's birthday
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Dynamite has worked in the past.
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I dunno if I can explain the difference between zip ties and flex cuffs without sounding like I stormed the capitol
November 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Liking Interstellar, obviously
November 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
someone please search his hard drive.
November 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM