Bil Skirnir
@astro-kraken.bsky.social
Minneapolis dude who is now fucking up a suburb*
Builder of catyards, anti-lawn zealot, restorer of native habitats, bad bike mechanic, worse firewall engineer.
*killing hostas, planting pollinator magnets, and biking instead of driving.
Builder of catyards, anti-lawn zealot, restorer of native habitats, bad bike mechanic, worse firewall engineer.
*killing hostas, planting pollinator magnets, and biking instead of driving.
In good conscience and the spirit of informed consent I feel like I need to warn you that bad posts and low engagement are kink territory for me.
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
In good conscience and the spirit of informed consent I feel like I need to warn you that bad posts and low engagement are kink territory for me.
If bsky dot app had poster locations they'd all say Minnesota
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
If bsky dot app had poster locations they'd all say Minnesota
Dont know what kind of drugs they gave my cat for his dental cleaning but he was awake and alert for at least 7 hours straight which is a record for cats
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Dont know what kind of drugs they gave my cat for his dental cleaning but he was awake and alert for at least 7 hours straight which is a record for cats
On bike rides this year I've helped 15 turtles cross the road and now 1 tiger salamander
November 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
On bike rides this year I've helped 15 turtles cross the road and now 1 tiger salamander
None of you cared when Biden threatened to murder everyone
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
None of you cared when Biden threatened to murder everyone
Cloudflare is down. Post cats
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Cloudflare is down. Post cats
I heard a good way to engage with followers is to post hole and I dunno why but here ya go
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I heard a good way to engage with followers is to post hole and I dunno why but here ya go
12 years with this little lady. I've never had a cat bite me so much.
November 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
12 years with this little lady. I've never had a cat bite me so much.
Remember to leave the leaves
November 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Remember to leave the leaves
New keys are gross and I don't like touching them
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
New keys are gross and I don't like touching them
I'm not saying pedophilia is ok, but hear me out. Wait, why are you turning that woodchipper on?
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I'm not saying pedophilia is ok, but hear me out. Wait, why are you turning that woodchipper on?
What if Jeffrey Epstein intentionally spelled like an illiterate moron with 5 fat thumbs instead of fingers because he didn't want his emails to be searched for specific words?
Brilliant chomo. Masterful work.
Brilliant chomo. Masterful work.
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
What if Jeffrey Epstein intentionally spelled like an illiterate moron with 5 fat thumbs instead of fingers because he didn't want his emails to be searched for specific words?
Brilliant chomo. Masterful work.
Brilliant chomo. Masterful work.
If you think rubbing your stomach and patting your head is hard, try simultaneously petting two different cats who will bite if you don't follow their rules
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
If you think rubbing your stomach and patting your head is hard, try simultaneously petting two different cats who will bite if you don't follow their rules
Let's burn it all down and start over
Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Let's burn it all down and start over
Ok I'll bite. What (or WHO?!) is a Jeffrey Epstein?
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Ok I'll bite. What (or WHO?!) is a Jeffrey Epstein?
.05% of my photos tonight. My 5 year old cell phone should probably be upgraded when I decide to support the economy again.
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
.05% of my photos tonight. My 5 year old cell phone should probably be upgraded when I decide to support the economy again.
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Waved at my new neighbors with a chainsaw which is a good metaphor for Minnesota Nice
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Waved at my new neighbors with a chainsaw which is a good metaphor for Minnesota Nice
The internet runs on magnets? I'm worse at my job than I thought.
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The internet runs on magnets? I'm worse at my job than I thought.
More like Suck Schumer
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
More like Suck Schumer
Helping the possums in my yard with their weight and hairballs with Purina Pro Plan
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Helping the possums in my yard with their weight and hairballs with Purina Pro Plan
With the right tools you can create something beautiful, like my new shower.
November 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
With the right tools you can create something beautiful, like my new shower.
Trump staying out of the way is the right thing to do. You don't need extra chefs in the kitchen during a medical.
Now if we could get him to step aside and do nothing on every other issue that'd be fucking fantastic.
Now if we could get him to step aside and do nothing on every other issue that'd be fucking fantastic.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Trump staying out of the way is the right thing to do. You don't need extra chefs in the kitchen during a medical.
Now if we could get him to step aside and do nothing on every other issue that'd be fucking fantastic.
Now if we could get him to step aside and do nothing on every other issue that'd be fucking fantastic.
No idea who the two city council incumbents running unopposed are so I wrote in Zohran and Omar Fateh.
November 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
No idea who the two city council incumbents running unopposed are so I wrote in Zohran and Omar Fateh.