Astrid Falk
@astridfalk.bsky.social
Manic Pixie Dream Milf, 32 years old. I bet you'll love the way I ruin you.
That moment when you remember you exist to be served by men.
May 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
That moment when you remember you exist to be served by men.
Haven't been using this in awhile but the bots keep coming in. Love it!
April 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Haven't been using this in awhile but the bots keep coming in. Love it!
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Gentle reminder not to use "bootlicker" as an insult because it unfairly includes people who like to lick boots purely for pervert reasons ❤️
February 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Gentle reminder not to use "bootlicker" as an insult because it unfairly includes people who like to lick boots purely for pervert reasons ❤️
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G-spot orgasms are so addictive
I could spend the rest of my life just cumming so hard
I could spend the rest of my life just cumming so hard
February 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
G-spot orgasms are so addictive
I could spend the rest of my life just cumming so hard
I could spend the rest of my life just cumming so hard
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Yeah well I should get rewarded for never murdering someone.
February 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Yeah well I should get rewarded for never murdering someone.
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if you are going through it right now, have you thought of trying to go around it
February 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
if you are going through it right now, have you thought of trying to go around it
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I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world.
Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
January 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world.
Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
Ts, Ys, and Googly Eyes!
January 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Ts, Ys, and Googly Eyes!
January 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Post gym feets! I need more socks like this. They're so cute.
January 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Post gym feets! I need more socks like this. They're so cute.
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My Pussy would look good buried in your face.
January 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
My Pussy would look good buried in your face.
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"Don't sneeze on me! You have boob cancer? 🤨"
January 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"Don't sneeze on me! You have boob cancer? 🤨"
Only thing that will save me is sends.
January 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Only thing that will save me is sends.
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It's depressing that so much of the general online public seems to associate genuine sex workers with the porn bots - trust me, we are extremely human.
January 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It's depressing that so much of the general online public seems to associate genuine sex workers with the porn bots - trust me, we are extremely human.
I'm dead
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION 2025:
In the interest of preserving the planet, specifically water conservation, I am now selflessly resolved & fully committed to peeing in the shower.
#ProudToDoMyPart
In the interest of preserving the planet, specifically water conservation, I am now selflessly resolved & fully committed to peeing in the shower.
#ProudToDoMyPart
January 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I'm dead
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Here’s something to think about as you kick off 2025: ✨We are all stardust.✨
Every atom of oxygen in our lungs, of carbon in our muscles, of calcium in our bones, of iron in our blood—was created inside a star before Earth was born.
Image: NASA Hubble Space Telescope, CC BY 2.0, flickr
Every atom of oxygen in our lungs, of carbon in our muscles, of calcium in our bones, of iron in our blood—was created inside a star before Earth was born.
Image: NASA Hubble Space Telescope, CC BY 2.0, flickr
January 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Here’s something to think about as you kick off 2025: ✨We are all stardust.✨
Every atom of oxygen in our lungs, of carbon in our muscles, of calcium in our bones, of iron in our blood—was created inside a star before Earth was born.
Image: NASA Hubble Space Telescope, CC BY 2.0, flickr
Every atom of oxygen in our lungs, of carbon in our muscles, of calcium in our bones, of iron in our blood—was created inside a star before Earth was born.
Image: NASA Hubble Space Telescope, CC BY 2.0, flickr
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Someone shared this with me, and I think it's beautiful. That's what I wish for everyone I love and appreciate in this New Year 2025, that your life is filled with an abundance of real luxuries. ❤️
January 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Someone shared this with me, and I think it's beautiful. That's what I wish for everyone I love and appreciate in this New Year 2025, that your life is filled with an abundance of real luxuries. ❤️