Shroomington Bixby
@astralmycology.bsky.social
Just trying to stay sane with fun memes
Imagine being this rich and pathetic. It just shows money can't buy you friends or class or love or happiness, just power and desperate attempts to be cool trying to fill the black hole where a heart should be.
If I had that money, you'd never hear from me again, I'd be traveling and enjoying life.
If I had that money, you'd never hear from me again, I'd be traveling and enjoying life.
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Imagine being this rich and pathetic. It just shows money can't buy you friends or class or love or happiness, just power and desperate attempts to be cool trying to fill the black hole where a heart should be.
If I had that money, you'd never hear from me again, I'd be traveling and enjoying life.
If I had that money, you'd never hear from me again, I'd be traveling and enjoying life.
Quiet, Piggy!
November 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Quiet, Piggy!
Religion is societal cancer
November 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Religion is societal cancer
If the Right didn't have projection, they'd only be sister-dating hateful troglodytes
November 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
If the Right didn't have projection, they'd only be sister-dating hateful troglodytes
We win when we panic the plutocrats. Let's keep them scared; there are hundreds of millions of us.
November 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
We win when we panic the plutocrats. Let's keep them scared; there are hundreds of millions of us.
sick depraved motherfuckers!
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
sick depraved motherfuckers!
¡¡Pendejos!!
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
¡¡Pendejos!!
Fuggin spineless cowards, each and every time.
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Fuggin spineless cowards, each and every time.
MAGA is the party/cult for the world's worst people
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
MAGA is the party/cult for the world's worst people
November 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Imagine being this goddamn stupid! 😂 I swear, if MAGAts just disappeared one day, the national IQ would jump 50pts instantly.
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Imagine being this goddamn stupid! 😂 I swear, if MAGAts just disappeared one day, the national IQ would jump 50pts instantly.
I guarantee 99% of these dumb ignorant motherfuckers will gleefully still vote Trump and the GOP no matter what they lose because of their vote. They're truly broken people never coming back to reality.
Mock and shame them mercilessly
Mock and shame them mercilessly
November 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I guarantee 99% of these dumb ignorant motherfuckers will gleefully still vote Trump and the GOP no matter what they lose because of their vote. They're truly broken people never coming back to reality.
Mock and shame them mercilessly
Mock and shame them mercilessly
The BS reasons why they divorce (likely blaming her for everything) will be hilarious. I predict he'll be married to KKKirk's wife early next year.
November 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The BS reasons why they divorce (likely blaming her for everything) will be hilarious. I predict he'll be married to KKKirk's wife early next year.
Broken, dumb, and cruel people. Mock and shame them relentlessly.
October 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Broken, dumb, and cruel people. Mock and shame them relentlessly.
