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donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Oh look, another NOT AN EV fire risk recall. (if this were an EV-related recall, it'd be news for a few days everywhere, but since it's beloved ICE cars, no eyes will be batted, nor will it be mentioned).

www.reuters.com/business/aut...
www.reuters.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Imagine being this rich and pathetic. It just shows money can't buy you friends or class or love or happiness, just power and desperate attempts to be cool trying to fill the black hole where a heart should be.

If I had that money, you'd never hear from me again, I'd be traveling and enjoying life.
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Quiet, Piggy!
November 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Religion is societal cancer
November 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
If the Right didn't have projection, they'd only be sister-dating hateful troglodytes
November 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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JD Vance is such a scum sucking bottom feeder the couch is making him sleep on the bed.
November 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Fucking MAGAts are deranged! This is a new low of desperation, but at the same time since they're doing it to themselves, I say "proceed to show us all what unhinged fucking psycho weirdos you are!"

archive.ph/hA2lR
archive.ph
November 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Quiet Piggy!
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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I’m appalled that at the very least the females didn’t stand up for their sister!
Your silence makes you complicit in allowing a male, regardless of who, to speak 🗣️ this way!
From here on in we should refer to him as PIGGY 🐷.
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Here is a list of progressive candidates I’m aware of so far:

go.bsky.app/HJTC52y
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
sick depraved motherfuckers!
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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There are so many pedophilia and sexual assault stories within MAGA and the GOP that it's tough to keep track of all of them.
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
¡¡Pendejos!!
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Thanks, GROK! 👍
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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For the first time ever, astronomers have unveiled the shape of a supernova explosion just a day after detection, as the blast was breaking through the star’s surface.

Achieved by our VLT, this feat will help us understand how massive stars die: https://www.eso.org/public/news/eso2520/

🔭 🧪 ☄️
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Fuggin spineless cowards, each and every time.
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM