Ian of Brostora
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Did they double tap? Just making sure
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Did they double tap? Just making sure
It's the vibes, man hahaha
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
It's the vibes, man hahaha
I also remember being surprised you were not 18 years old
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I also remember being surprised you were not 18 years old
I find it's when the oil is not hot enough that the eggs stick so I wait around 5-10 seconds for the oil's temp to catch up to the pan's before eggs
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I find it's when the oil is not hot enough that the eggs stick so I wait around 5-10 seconds for the oil's temp to catch up to the pan's before eggs
Potential Grindr profile pic jk
November 14, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Potential Grindr profile pic jk
You have to wait until the Leidenfrost effect kicks in. When it does, turn the heat down, oil up, wait a few secs for the oil to heat up, then drop yo eggs
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 AM
You have to wait until the Leidenfrost effect kicks in. When it does, turn the heat down, oil up, wait a few secs for the oil to heat up, then drop yo eggs
Time to buy a sewing machine from shoppee
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Time to buy a sewing machine from shoppee
You're never gonna take me alive
a little girl is sitting on a red slide .
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November 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
You're never gonna take me alive
It's when you drink soup from a spoon you igop it chz
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
It's when you drink soup from a spoon you igop it chz
Oh, but I thought you liked getting whipped charot
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Oh, but I thought you liked getting whipped charot
While friends affirm your worldview in your little bubble, they don't necessarily give you the rush of having thousands of trivial likes and comments so...
November 6, 2025 at 9:04 AM
While friends affirm your worldview in your little bubble, they don't necessarily give you the rush of having thousands of trivial likes and comments so...
Celebrities who can --- my --- whenever they want:
1. Agot Isidro
1. Agot Isidro
October 31, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Celebrities who can --- my --- whenever they want:
1. Agot Isidro
1. Agot Isidro
It's The Wood Song for me from that album haha got me through the objectively worst part of my life 😂
October 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It's The Wood Song for me from that album haha got me through the objectively worst part of my life 😂
I mean this as respectfully as I can but damn
October 26, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I mean this as respectfully as I can but damn
I... Was not aware it was from that generation hahaha I just like listening to lesbians
October 26, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I... Was not aware it was from that generation hahaha I just like listening to lesbians
THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN SO F-ING USEFUL A FEW MONTHS AGO AAARGH
October 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN SO F-ING USEFUL A FEW MONTHS AGO AAARGH