Ian of Brostora
@astoranbro.bsky.social
Guest Relations Officer
Gusto ko magpamasahe. Also gusto ko ng steak and mashed potatoes.
November 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Gusto ko magpamasahe. Also gusto ko ng steak and mashed potatoes.
Sabi nga ni Reneé Rapp, if I can't be happy, then at least I'm hot
November 14, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Sabi nga ni Reneé Rapp, if I can't be happy, then at least I'm hot
We only get one life so thank GAWD I'm doing that one life with this face
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
We only get one life so thank GAWD I'm doing that one life with this face
I put ginger in my adobo. I find it mellows out the harshness of the vinegar.
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I put ginger in my adobo. I find it mellows out the harshness of the vinegar.
I learned na maging "siga" maglakad because, as the meme says, my dick has led me to places I would not dare go with a gun.
November 1, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I learned na maging "siga" maglakad because, as the meme says, my dick has led me to places I would not dare go with a gun.
Celebrities whose --- I will --- when I get the chance (and their consent):
1. Ricky Davao in Oka Tokat
2. Diether Ocampo in Soltera
3. Ricky Davao in Mga Pusang Gala
4. Maybe Dennis Trillo
1. Ricky Davao in Oka Tokat
2. Diether Ocampo in Soltera
3. Ricky Davao in Mga Pusang Gala
4. Maybe Dennis Trillo
October 31, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Celebrities whose --- I will --- when I get the chance (and their consent):
1. Ricky Davao in Oka Tokat
2. Diether Ocampo in Soltera
3. Ricky Davao in Mga Pusang Gala
4. Maybe Dennis Trillo
1. Ricky Davao in Oka Tokat
2. Diether Ocampo in Soltera
3. Ricky Davao in Mga Pusang Gala
4. Maybe Dennis Trillo
Just waited for HR Zoh Shia and haven't touched MHWilds since lols
I have some other games on Steam that I only played for a few hours but MHW is the only one I regret paying full price for 🤷🏼♂️
I have some other games on Steam that I only played for a few hours but MHW is the only one I regret paying full price for 🤷🏼♂️
October 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Just waited for HR Zoh Shia and haven't touched MHWilds since lols
I have some other games on Steam that I only played for a few hours but MHW is the only one I regret paying full price for 🤷🏼♂️
I have some other games on Steam that I only played for a few hours but MHW is the only one I regret paying full price for 🤷🏼♂️
So that "Multo" song is just "Ghost" by Indigo Girls but with less imagination
October 26, 2025 at 9:09 AM
So that "Multo" song is just "Ghost" by Indigo Girls but with less imagination
Hardware limitations really made developers push the envelope when it comes to gameplay ideas noh
October 26, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Hardware limitations really made developers push the envelope when it comes to gameplay ideas noh
Reposted by Ian of Brostora
The etymology of ‘turtle’ is interesting as shell.
'Turtle' comes from the French 'tortue,' which in turn comes from the Late Latin 'tartarucha.'
‘Tartarucha’ was short for the phrase ‘bestia tartarucha’ which means "infernal beast" or "beast of the nether regions."
'Turtle' comes from the French 'tortue,' which in turn comes from the Late Latin 'tartarucha.'
‘Tartarucha’ was short for the phrase ‘bestia tartarucha’ which means "infernal beast" or "beast of the nether regions."
October 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The etymology of ‘turtle’ is interesting as shell.
'Turtle' comes from the French 'tortue,' which in turn comes from the Late Latin 'tartarucha.'
‘Tartarucha’ was short for the phrase ‘bestia tartarucha’ which means "infernal beast" or "beast of the nether regions."
'Turtle' comes from the French 'tortue,' which in turn comes from the Late Latin 'tartarucha.'
‘Tartarucha’ was short for the phrase ‘bestia tartarucha’ which means "infernal beast" or "beast of the nether regions."
Skl ang sarap ko kagabi
October 23, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Skl ang sarap ko kagabi
Some things have improved. Some things need to be practiced again. Hahaha.
Officially balik crossfit kay may comp sa December lols
Officially balik crossfit kay may comp sa December lols
October 22, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Some things have improved. Some things need to be practiced again. Hahaha.
Officially balik crossfit kay may comp sa December lols
Officially balik crossfit kay may comp sa December lols
May pag-asa pa pala
October 21, 2025 at 10:06 AM
May pag-asa pa pala
An acquaintance of mine from my party days once asked me for advice regarding their now-ex.
Maybe a year or so after, we met with them during one of our trips and when they brought it up, I was, like, "what in the world are you talking about?"
Maybe a year or so after, we met with them during one of our trips and when they brought it up, I was, like, "what in the world are you talking about?"
October 20, 2025 at 10:35 AM
An acquaintance of mine from my party days once asked me for advice regarding their now-ex.
Maybe a year or so after, we met with them during one of our trips and when they brought it up, I was, like, "what in the world are you talking about?"
Maybe a year or so after, we met with them during one of our trips and when they brought it up, I was, like, "what in the world are you talking about?"
I find the word "patis" interesting because in Tagalog, it refers to "fish sauce". However, in Hiligaynon, "patis" is "soy sauce".
Could it be that "patis" originally meant a "salty liquid"?
Could it be that "patis" originally meant a "salty liquid"?
October 16, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I find the word "patis" interesting because in Tagalog, it refers to "fish sauce". However, in Hiligaynon, "patis" is "soy sauce".
Could it be that "patis" originally meant a "salty liquid"?
Could it be that "patis" originally meant a "salty liquid"?
I am such a great top 💞💞💞
October 16, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I am such a great top 💞💞💞
My toxic trait is that I prepare labor-intensive food for a potluck so I don't have any energy left for said potluck.
October 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
My toxic trait is that I prepare labor-intensive food for a potluck so I don't have any energy left for said potluck.
Kapag ba naremove ako sa gc sa messenger, magpapakita sa gc na "[my name] was removed from this group" or smth
September 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Kapag ba naremove ako sa gc sa messenger, magpapakita sa gc na "[my name] was removed from this group" or smth
Little to no sleep so mas mabigat pa mata ko kesa sa barbell lmao
Also my footwork's changed and I don't know where I got it from 🤔
Also my footwork's changed and I don't know where I got it from 🤔
September 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Little to no sleep so mas mabigat pa mata ko kesa sa barbell lmao
Also my footwork's changed and I don't know where I got it from 🤔
Also my footwork's changed and I don't know where I got it from 🤔
Sabi siguro ni ABC "ay salamat wala yung letseng bibigyan ko ng sobrang laking event shirt" charot
September 29, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Sabi siguro ni ABC "ay salamat wala yung letseng bibigyan ko ng sobrang laking event shirt" charot
5 eggs in one sitting I wanna kms
September 28, 2025 at 10:00 AM
5 eggs in one sitting I wanna kms
Hades 2 ending is kind of 😬😬😬
September 28, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Hades 2 ending is kind of 😬😬😬
Somebody shoot me wala nang pag-asa bigote ko
September 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Somebody shoot me wala nang pag-asa bigote ko
*not real merch*
Well, make it real. Now.
Well, make it real. Now.
September 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
*not real merch*
Well, make it real. Now.
Well, make it real. Now.
I was comfortable with my 100-something followers on my old Twitter account. But I made the mistake of posting a... Shortless picture of myself in a Uniqlo changing room (which got a few tens of thousands of likes and myself, some 900 or more followers)
September 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I was comfortable with my 100-something followers on my old Twitter account. But I made the mistake of posting a... Shortless picture of myself in a Uniqlo changing room (which got a few tens of thousands of likes and myself, some 900 or more followers)