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Just have fun out there
Just have fun out there
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Frodo after that first time wearing the ring had to want to smoke like a drunk cig.
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Frodo after that first time wearing the ring had to want to smoke like a drunk cig.
The “vaporware as economy” digression of civilization will have both novel and somewhat permanent outcomes.
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
The “vaporware as economy” digression of civilization will have both novel and somewhat permanent outcomes.
Some rich dork saying to not wear pajamas to the airport while the administration he works under undoes basic consumer rights protections for when airlines fail paying customers is one of the most out of touch things in a sea of out of touch things.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Some rich dork saying to not wear pajamas to the airport while the administration he works under undoes basic consumer rights protections for when airlines fail paying customers is one of the most out of touch things in a sea of out of touch things.
All the people who wouldn’t STFU about Illuminati depopulation programs and poisoning all of us with Chemtrails or whatever are fucking SILENT as the Trump admin allows for particulate pollution and putting PFAS pesticides on our food. It’s incredible watching conspiracy theorists fumble this one.
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
All the people who wouldn’t STFU about Illuminati depopulation programs and poisoning all of us with Chemtrails or whatever are fucking SILENT as the Trump admin allows for particulate pollution and putting PFAS pesticides on our food. It’s incredible watching conspiracy theorists fumble this one.
The discourse in MAGA world is so fundamentally broken that they’re literally arguing “what exactly is a ‘child’ what exactly is an ‘illegal order’?”
Mind you these are the same people that tried to meme “what is a woman?” When they couldn’t find the clit if their life depended on it.
Pathetic.
Mind you these are the same people that tried to meme “what is a woman?” When they couldn’t find the clit if their life depended on it.
Pathetic.
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The discourse in MAGA world is so fundamentally broken that they’re literally arguing “what exactly is a ‘child’ what exactly is an ‘illegal order’?”
Mind you these are the same people that tried to meme “what is a woman?” When they couldn’t find the clit if their life depended on it.
Pathetic.
Mind you these are the same people that tried to meme “what is a woman?” When they couldn’t find the clit if their life depended on it.
Pathetic.
This is my formal request for Ghost to cover the song Satan Never Sleeps by Timi Yuro
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
This is my formal request for Ghost to cover the song Satan Never Sleeps by Timi Yuro
The NFL said:
“scripted? You think this shit is scripted?”
and knocked the water over like the Chapelle black Bush skit.
(No one you thought was good was that good and the teams that are good are unstoppable now)
“scripted? You think this shit is scripted?”
and knocked the water over like the Chapelle black Bush skit.
(No one you thought was good was that good and the teams that are good are unstoppable now)
a group of men are sitting around a table with a pitcher of water and an ashtray
ALT: a group of men are sitting around a table with a pitcher of water and an ashtray
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The NFL said:
“scripted? You think this shit is scripted?”
and knocked the water over like the Chapelle black Bush skit.
(No one you thought was good was that good and the teams that are good are unstoppable now)
“scripted? You think this shit is scripted?”
and knocked the water over like the Chapelle black Bush skit.
(No one you thought was good was that good and the teams that are good are unstoppable now)
MAGA is so bad for business they won’t release the jobs reports. What a pathetic movement.
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
MAGA is so bad for business they won’t release the jobs reports. What a pathetic movement.
The Duo Owl from Duolingo is definitely the Goetic demon Stolas.
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The Duo Owl from Duolingo is definitely the Goetic demon Stolas.
If you have never interacted with a holocaust denier in real life just know you’re in a paradise compared to those of us who have.
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
If you have never interacted with a holocaust denier in real life just know you’re in a paradise compared to those of us who have.
IDK I’m just saying presidents have been scrutinized over way less
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 AM
IDK I’m just saying presidents have been scrutinized over way less
Trump def got Epstein killed. I’m next to certain at this point.
November 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Trump def got Epstein killed. I’m next to certain at this point.
When this wretched walking corpse of fascism is finally laid to rest in its rune engraved demon trapping salt coffin, I just want everyone to know, the sequel is going to be coming down the barrel and we need to keep our head on a swivel. No more of this both sides bullshit. We need to bury the GOP.
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
When this wretched walking corpse of fascism is finally laid to rest in its rune engraved demon trapping salt coffin, I just want everyone to know, the sequel is going to be coming down the barrel and we need to keep our head on a swivel. No more of this both sides bullshit. We need to bury the GOP.
The world will literally instantly be a better place when The Thing We All Know Is Going To Happen But Needs to Hurry Up™️ happens. But we also need to remember that no amount of feckless Democratic Party feigned bipartisanship can allow ICE agents to get away with all of this later. We need trials.
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The world will literally instantly be a better place when The Thing We All Know Is Going To Happen But Needs to Hurry Up™️ happens. But we also need to remember that no amount of feckless Democratic Party feigned bipartisanship can allow ICE agents to get away with all of this later. We need trials.
If the Epstein files don’t make the MAGA movement fall apart at the seams and jeopardize the GOP going forward into time, then the depravity of much of the electorate should motivate the millions of non voters who must pull their heads out of their ass and organize against this rotting of leadership
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
If the Epstein files don’t make the MAGA movement fall apart at the seams and jeopardize the GOP going forward into time, then the depravity of much of the electorate should motivate the millions of non voters who must pull their heads out of their ass and organize against this rotting of leadership
If Sydney Sweeney and Jared Leto costar in a movie you technically get paid for watching it statistically speaking.
November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
If Sydney Sweeney and Jared Leto costar in a movie you technically get paid for watching it statistically speaking.
The people that tried to decode emails from Hillary & Podesta to make it seem like they had a child sex slave dungeon under a pizza parlor with no basement suddenly don’t have much to say as emails detailing Trumps disgusting behavior in no uncertain terms release.
So much for save the children?
So much for save the children?
November 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The people that tried to decode emails from Hillary & Podesta to make it seem like they had a child sex slave dungeon under a pizza parlor with no basement suddenly don’t have much to say as emails detailing Trumps disgusting behavior in no uncertain terms release.
So much for save the children?
So much for save the children?
Happy Epstein Files Release Day to all who celebrate.
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Happy Epstein Files Release Day to all who celebrate.
Sidney Sweeney being a right wing airhead is not breaking news. It’s typical and not even remotely surprising.
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Sidney Sweeney being a right wing airhead is not breaking news. It’s typical and not even remotely surprising.
To all the fundamentalist religious folks saying “6 or 7” is a demonic ritual:
Making a video about innocuous things being demonic rituals is a demonic ritual.
Making a video about innocuous things being demonic rituals is a demonic ritual.
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
To all the fundamentalist religious folks saying “6 or 7” is a demonic ritual:
Making a video about innocuous things being demonic rituals is a demonic ritual.
Making a video about innocuous things being demonic rituals is a demonic ritual.
Idiots with a podcast mic being a dime a dozen is directly contributing to the decline of civilization.
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Idiots with a podcast mic being a dime a dozen is directly contributing to the decline of civilization.
Joe Rogan becoming a ‘skeptic’ of science and essentially the meathead equivalent of a Christian apologist is so predictable. It would be funny if he wasn’t a misinformation peddling troglodyte.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Joe Rogan becoming a ‘skeptic’ of science and essentially the meathead equivalent of a Christian apologist is so predictable. It would be funny if he wasn’t a misinformation peddling troglodyte.
If I have to negotiate my own insurance every time I seek treatment I’m gonna do some very not so vaguely Italian American things in response.
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
If I have to negotiate my own insurance every time I seek treatment I’m gonna do some very not so vaguely Italian American things in response.
Anyone who defends 50 year mortgages has a favorite flavor crayon.
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Anyone who defends 50 year mortgages has a favorite flavor crayon.