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Astonishment
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Regency clothes got me groovin’ like Austin (mushroom) Powers
A man with a crocheted mushroom hat in regency clothes and flower patch pants behind light strings with a dramatic pose
April 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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A meme of the ‘that wasn’t very cash money of you’ with the words above the image saying “when Trump pauses the tariffs” with the words over the image reading “that wasn’t very crash money of you”
April 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Dudes think a podcast makes them masculine but they’ll never be a fraction of the man that the dervish wearing a gas mask getting pepper sprayed in front of Turkish riot police is, because that dervish has maxed out aura stats that podcasts can’t even be compared to ever in human history.
A dervish wearing a gas mask with arms out stretched in front of a line of riot police officers in Turkey 🇹🇷 with an aura exceeding any normal person, transcending into legend and mythology with a single image.
March 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Trying to make this a new meme format:

#deathstranding #kojimaproductions #hideokojima #samporterbridges #deadman
2 images from the Death Stranding 2: On The Beach trailer. Top image is Sam Bridges from the back looking at a pixelated Deadman with the words: My friend leaving the party blacked out getting heading towards the uber The bottom image is a close up of Sam Bridges with a happy but solemn face with the words: Me realizing he’s probably not going to make it through his front door regardless
March 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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So dolphins out here seeing Bigfoot in daredevil vision and we’re just not going to talk about it??
A screen capture of a news article with the headline: “Scientists capture image showing what dolphins see with echolocation Researchers claim to have captured an image that shows how dolphins perceive the world around them using echolocation” Under the headline is an image of a bipedal organism that looks suspiciously like the famous Bigfoot sighting image
March 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Hey, so it’s my first day in a body on earth as a human.

Why are those people holding up signs?

the obviously horrible person is in charge?

Ok, is anyone doing anything to stop him?

They aren’t?

That seems kinda weird, right?

Also, excuse me but what the fuck is that?

*points at JD Vance*
Two hands holding up a white sign that says: Fascism = Bad
March 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Me watching the worst people imaginable gut every alphabet agency:
February 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Meme with the words: Got a real life wickiverse uber before we got GTA6 Above a screen capture of a news article outlining the new ‘uber with guns’ service called protector
February 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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don’t care + didn’t ask + dynamite under [REDACTED]
An image with my face overlayed a portrait of Guy Fawkes with the meme text above saying: Thinking you’re revolutionary for praying your enemy changes their ways and Guy Fawkes just gives you this look:
February 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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I’m not exaggerating when I say people say I look like Jesus regularly:
February 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Last football meme of the season
Kilmonger from the marvel movie black panther meme template of “is this your king” with the text “is this your GOAT” with an image of Patrick Mahomes recovering a fumble during the lowest point of the worst 3 quarters of play by a quarterback in modern Super Bowl history.
February 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Sacrificial GOAT
Big Lebowski meme that says I hate the fuckin eagles man With Patrick Mahomes fave instead of Lebowski
February 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Pullin’ up on the ops with the davy cRockett:
Screen shot of Wikipedia article picture with a man standing in front of a recoilless rifle with a nuclear warhead attached. Under the image text says: A Davy Crockett at the Aberdeen Proving Ground, Maryland, 1961 Under that are listed facts: Type: Nuclear Recoiless gun Place of origin: United States
February 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Getting caught in the crossfire of a trade war:
Ralph Wiggum from the Simpsons sitting on the bus with the caption: (Chuckles) I’m in danger.
February 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Me in LA for the past couple weeks:
A fire map of Los Angeles with the ‘this is fine’ dog from the meme with the house on fire in the middle of the map surrounded by LA wildfires.
January 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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The Harry Potter meme template with dead fetal position Voldemort with the words “my ADHD” overlayed. Below that frame is Harry Potter with the words “what happened to him?” Overlayed. Beneath that frame is a frame of Dumbledore with the words “you took modafinil” overlayed.
January 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Since my Rochester Garbage Plate post is getting some attention I thought I’d post this thing of beauty I cooked up a couple night ago to celebrate the Buffalo Bills stellar season:
A Rochester Garbage Plate with Rochester meat hot sauce on top of two burgers which is on top of a bed of baked beans, steak fries and Macaroni Salad on a plate. GO BILLS
January 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Fresh dragonfruit socks hot off the press:
A hand holding a hand made sock with horizontal patterning that looks like sliced dragonfruit
January 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Just turned 34 and already feeling old and then I see this and it felt like a death knell:
Screen shot of the notification on Bluesky interface that says: :you may appeal these labels if you feel they were placed in error. Bluesky Elder This user has been here since before the media tab (August 2024). This label is not a label of honor—no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Source: @skywatch.blue
November 27, 2024 at 3:07 AM
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Death Strandin’ on business
A meme with the words as black text on a white rectangle: Didn’t ask + don’t care + Kojima Wit Da Sawed Off Shotty below the text is a picture of Hideo Kojima the prolific video game designer and director in a leather jacket and sunglasses holding a sawed off double barrel shotgun with one hand with an office in the background.
November 17, 2024 at 3:55 AM
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It’s called ontology because I’m onto something.
Occult diagram showing the structure of the universe with Chill or Chill Spot where Heaven would be, under that is the universe in a circle surrounding the universe are the words “Tummy aches” “cost of living” “the horrors” and under those is hell at the bottom of the diagram.
October 26, 2023 at 3:59 AM
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When people talk about gettin’ M’s.
I immediately think of Marmosets.
A Pygmy Marmoset looking into the camera with fuzzy white hair and it’s mouth open while holding a bite of food in its left paw.
October 13, 2023 at 3:20 AM
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girl dinner:
An image of a cup of tea and a small portion of popcorn in a glass bowl in front of a closed door on a laminate wood floor.
September 17, 2023 at 4:30 AM
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Boy dinner:
Close up of my hand holding a PCR covid test
September 15, 2023 at 6:38 PM
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How do you say “I’m sorry” in alienese?
Text on the top of the image: POV: you left your alien in the backyard and went to the store frantically trying to figure out what they needed for sustenance (you have failed them miserably) The image is a single human hand holding the dessicated hand of a small alien mummy laying completely withered in the grass.
September 14, 2023 at 3:23 AM