Winston Niles Rumfoord
@astigmaticulous.bsky.social
Just a dude trying to find a replacement for my favourite hellscape.
Call me old fashioned but I don't think the place we should try to save money is with the folks who put out literal fires and save lives daily.
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Call me old fashioned but I don't think the place we should try to save money is with the folks who put out literal fires and save lives daily.
Going against all my introverted instincts and setting up the club I know my oldest son needs to make some mates, and if I'm being honest I could use these kinda mates in my life too.
November 9, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Going against all my introverted instincts and setting up the club I know my oldest son needs to make some mates, and if I'm being honest I could use these kinda mates in my life too.
This is cooked. Are we meant to feel sorry for a family with 8 mill in debt free homes, because the mum doesn't want to give up being a stay at home mum while her husband is the only earner and they are sending their kid to private school. I have no issue with people being wealthy but cry me a river
October 30, 2025 at 7:01 AM
This is cooked. Are we meant to feel sorry for a family with 8 mill in debt free homes, because the mum doesn't want to give up being a stay at home mum while her husband is the only earner and they are sending their kid to private school. I have no issue with people being wealthy but cry me a river
Lols what a mug this cunt is.
October 29, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Lols what a mug this cunt is.
Hmmm why aren't job seekers uprooting their entire lives to move to NZs most expensive town with a notorious housing shortage to take a minimum wage job... only our best and brightest will be able to figure this out
October 21, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Hmmm why aren't job seekers uprooting their entire lives to move to NZs most expensive town with a notorious housing shortage to take a minimum wage job... only our best and brightest will be able to figure this out
Early father's day gift from the family since I'm away next weekend, and I do have some questions about whoever signed off this mug design
August 31, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Early father's day gift from the family since I'm away next weekend, and I do have some questions about whoever signed off this mug design
I wonder if Paddy realizes that:
1) billionaires will never like him no matter how much he sucks up
2) they dont want more billionaires because they are selfish fucks.
1) billionaires will never like him no matter how much he sucks up
2) they dont want more billionaires because they are selfish fucks.
July 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I wonder if Paddy realizes that:
1) billionaires will never like him no matter how much he sucks up
2) they dont want more billionaires because they are selfish fucks.
1) billionaires will never like him no matter how much he sucks up
2) they dont want more billionaires because they are selfish fucks.
Just at the annual new world order conference. Risking life and limb taking this photo. They threaten all 2000 attendees, conference staff, exhibitors and security staff to keep quiet.
June 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Just at the annual new world order conference. Risking life and limb taking this photo. They threaten all 2000 attendees, conference staff, exhibitors and security staff to keep quiet.
Fun fact. In quite a few specialities it's the same Dr's. Heaps of specialists have a private clinic and also do days in public. This suggestion doesn't solve the problem of not having enough Dr's or resources for those Dr's to work.
May 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Fun fact. In quite a few specialities it's the same Dr's. Heaps of specialists have a private clinic and also do days in public. This suggestion doesn't solve the problem of not having enough Dr's or resources for those Dr's to work.
FFS stop putting AI in things that don't need AI. It's a vacuum.
May 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
FFS stop putting AI in things that don't need AI. It's a vacuum.
TFW your car genuinely sounds like something is loose in the suspension so you get it in the air to check all the vital components and find this bastard of a rock in the sub frame jist casually knocking the spring every once and a while. Wheel nut included for scale.
May 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
TFW your car genuinely sounds like something is loose in the suspension so you get it in the air to check all the vital components and find this bastard of a rock in the sub frame jist casually knocking the spring every once and a while. Wheel nut included for scale.
You love to see it.
April 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
You love to see it.
Fucking hilarious for a Mowbray to have this take about imitating other brands. Tell me more about your not lego, lego bricks. Or your not Nerf, Nerf guns...
April 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Fucking hilarious for a Mowbray to have this take about imitating other brands. Tell me more about your not lego, lego bricks. Or your not Nerf, Nerf guns...
Reading the fuckin room you cockwomble. In a cost of living crisis, when the idea is to feed kids from low income families. You are posting a suggestion that is $7 per day per kid. I'm sure that info comes as a great relief to struggling families.
March 5, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Reading the fuckin room you cockwomble. In a cost of living crisis, when the idea is to feed kids from low income families. You are posting a suggestion that is $7 per day per kid. I'm sure that info comes as a great relief to struggling families.
Forgot the most important thing we could've had for $300 million. 1 of the fucking boats we had on order.
March 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Forgot the most important thing we could've had for $300 million. 1 of the fucking boats we had on order.
3 second hand car ferries that can take 1600 passengers and 140 cars.
March 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
3 second hand car ferries that can take 1600 passengers and 140 cars.
115,000 Premium Fishing Kayaks from Viking Kayaks
March 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
115,000 Premium Fishing Kayaks from Viking Kayaks
The Luminosity - a 107m long superyacht
March 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
The Luminosity - a 107m long superyacht
A thread of boats we could've bought for $300mill
1. 4,251 5.7m Stabicraft Fishing Boats
1. 4,251 5.7m Stabicraft Fishing Boats
March 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
A thread of boats we could've bought for $300mill
1. 4,251 5.7m Stabicraft Fishing Boats
1. 4,251 5.7m Stabicraft Fishing Boats
Cooked headline. When I worked at a gas station the message to us all was very clear. If someone is trying to rob the place, just step aside and let it happen. The money in the till, the smokes on the shelf, and everything else are replaceable. It's absolutely not worth risking personal injury.
March 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Cooked headline. When I worked at a gas station the message to us all was very clear. If someone is trying to rob the place, just step aside and let it happen. The money in the till, the smokes on the shelf, and everything else are replaceable. It's absolutely not worth risking personal injury.
Potentially a huge night for lovehoney
February 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Potentially a huge night for lovehoney
The state of some of these dumb cunts in this country. Ruru here has called it exactly, good thing we have a really well funded and resourced public health system to deal with the likely increase in injuries... oh wait... shit!
February 26, 2025 at 7:26 AM
The state of some of these dumb cunts in this country. Ruru here has called it exactly, good thing we have a really well funded and resourced public health system to deal with the likely increase in injuries... oh wait... shit!
1. Sounds like a briscoes ad
2. Very funny considering the enormous number of folks ditching NZ and moving to Aus at the moment
2. Very funny considering the enormous number of folks ditching NZ and moving to Aus at the moment
February 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
1. Sounds like a briscoes ad
2. Very funny considering the enormous number of folks ditching NZ and moving to Aus at the moment
2. Very funny considering the enormous number of folks ditching NZ and moving to Aus at the moment
I don't like that Luxo has what appears to be a very clean Mk 1 mini. That's a disproportionately cool car for such a colossal bellend
February 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I don't like that Luxo has what appears to be a very clean Mk 1 mini. That's a disproportionately cool car for such a colossal bellend
6 year old went to the library today and got this cracking good book
January 23, 2025 at 7:03 AM
6 year old went to the library today and got this cracking good book