these guys are such liars. they'll tell two lies that don't even make sense together until they make up a third lie to combine them both, and then follow it immediately up with another lie just as big that makes no sense, and so on forever. it's the fib-o-nazi sequence

#uspolitics

Popped in the popcorn popper
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The fairy's three chances for Little Bunny Foofoo were a test of his dedication to violence. He passed.

Nothing personal. She does this every time she recruits a new goon.

we were having a conversation about whether #Tron programs have hair under their helmets and whether maybe the helmet just de-rezzes to reveal the hair

and #DanShor has a gorgeous fluffcloud of curls and so the image of #Ram 's helmet popping like a popcorn kernel would just not leave me

Andorians got their name because they are blue, which is the color naturally opposed to gray (as in the Civil War). It means "not Dorian" and indicates their inherent oppositeness to Dorian Gray

archiveofourown.org/works/60386089

Posting the Tron fic I've been sitting on, because right now idk when I'm gonna write anything else. (Alan/Roy post-Legacy)

For just a second I read "cheating" in the "marital infidelity" sense and connected it to that centuries-ago moral panic about how women riding bicycles was like sex or something

(I mean you gotta admit a car also vibrates under you a lot)

Most things you could try to do, if the attempt ends in death you'd say that you failed.

So it's weird that we say that's the only way for a marriage NOT to fail

Me, a weirdo bringing animal crackers to the chips-and-dip tray at the party: "Sheep dip"

You, another weirdo joining in: "Ram Ranch"

For centuries, Ursa Minor and Ursa Major hid shivering cold in deep space

their temperate home had been seized by their nemesis & renamed "Goldilocks zone" after her

But Ursa Media is returning to counter-invade and take back her home for her family

Mama Bear is back, and her anger is Just Right

This was suggested by a friend

pose inspiration: The Victory of Faith (the interracial lesbian 1891 painting), oil on canvas, Saint George Hare

was originally two nude ladies, apparently martyrs about to be fed to lions

Is now Ram and Tron

And here is fanart of #Tron: Aries

You know, the furry spinoff about Ram's life rerezzed as a discus throwing champion at the #Animalympics?

Anyway that's what I'm assuming it's about

Ok I guess the art train thing reminded me that people post #Tron fanart on here so I'm gonna post a few more of mine

These sketches are all basically little jokes

Aaa I don't know how to do an art train
But here's some of my Tron drawing

Ram/Tron/Yori are my OT3.

(The ship name Yortram becomes Yortran when Alan joins in)

(Flynn can participate ONCE, just for the Fortran joke)

Hi! I'm Aster. Hyperfixated on TRON: 1982.

Have been mostly just on Tumblr since Twitter went all X.

Slowly getting back into the microblogging thing.

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