As Tall As Her Eyes
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Wirtz, Florian Wirtz.... 0013
December 4, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Wirtz, Florian Wirtz.... 0013
Tuchel will have been very impressed by Henderson's dangerous sideways passes when he came on. Shoe in for the World Cup. 😭
December 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Tuchel will have been very impressed by Henderson's dangerous sideways passes when he came on. Shoe in for the World Cup. 😭
Great. Can't wait for the small muscle issue to turn in to 3 months out.
December 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Great. Can't wait for the small muscle issue to turn in to 3 months out.
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I guess the ballon d'or is a toss up between Reece James and Phil Foden then.
December 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I guess the ballon d'or is a toss up between Reece James and Phil Foden then.
Home made bauble still gets pride of place on the tree.
December 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Home made bauble still gets pride of place on the tree.
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It's depressing that so many pundits are trotting out the 'looks worse in slow motion' defence for Caicedo. All horrendous tackles look worse in slow motion.
This isn't about var 're-reffing the game', this was a perfect example of what var is there for: correcting an obvious refereeing error.
This isn't about var 're-reffing the game', this was a perfect example of what var is there for: correcting an obvious refereeing error.
December 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It's depressing that so many pundits are trotting out the 'looks worse in slow motion' defence for Caicedo. All horrendous tackles look worse in slow motion.
This isn't about var 're-reffing the game', this was a perfect example of what var is there for: correcting an obvious refereeing error.
This isn't about var 're-reffing the game', this was a perfect example of what var is there for: correcting an obvious refereeing error.
Hope the Chelsea kit manager manages to get all those grass stains out.
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Hope the Chelsea kit manager manages to get all those grass stains out.
4? Fuck off!
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
4? Fuck off!
No one likes a big Gyok slammed in their face!
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
No one likes a big Gyok slammed in their face!
Had his yellow card out so often it's faded to beige.
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Had his yellow card out so often it's faded to beige.
Gonna be shit when Anthony Taylor "evens it up" for pointless second yellow later.
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Gonna be shit when Anthony Taylor "evens it up" for pointless second yellow later.
Don't need a long look. Blatant as you can get. FFS!
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Don't need a long look. Blatant as you can get. FFS!
As Red as North London that!
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
As Red as North London that!
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I’m increasingly thinking that we need a live stream from the Your Party conference because life right now is really tough for a lot of us, and some light relief might be found looking at these gobshites cosplaying as potential political leaders.
Vote @greenparty.org.uk.
#votegreen
#yourparty
Vote @greenparty.org.uk.
#votegreen
#yourparty
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I’m increasingly thinking that we need a live stream from the Your Party conference because life right now is really tough for a lot of us, and some light relief might be found looking at these gobshites cosplaying as potential political leaders.
Vote @greenparty.org.uk.
#votegreen
#yourparty
Vote @greenparty.org.uk.
#votegreen
#yourparty
Massive LOL @ Spurs expense yet again
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Massive LOL @ Spurs expense yet again
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
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Hope is here.
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Hope is here.
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
Kimmich blaming Arsenal for Bayern not winning?
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Kimmich blaming Arsenal for Bayern not winning?
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I’m sorry your house is worth more than £2 million. Thoughts and prayers.
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I’m sorry your house is worth more than £2 million. Thoughts and prayers.
Shut up, Karen. Your curtains are from Dunelm and you play the postcode lottery. Your house ain't worth £2m! IT DOESN'T AFFECT YOU!
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Shut up, Karen. Your curtains are from Dunelm and you play the postcode lottery. Your house ain't worth £2m! IT DOESN'T AFFECT YOU!
I wonder if Bayern would've posed more of a threat if Kane had played.
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I wonder if Bayern would've posed more of a threat if Kane had played.
What are they smoking at Anfield?
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
What are they smoking at Anfield?
I wonder how all the "trust the process" boys on Twitter are coping this season. 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I wonder how all the "trust the process" boys on Twitter are coping this season. 🤔