Because we're such good guys, bro.
Now, face down, ass up on the bench. Let me enjoy the results of all my hard work.
Fuck yeah, bro.
Because we're such good guys, bro.
Now, face down, ass up on the bench. Let me enjoy the results of all my hard work.
Fuck yeah, bro.
You're gonna pay it forward, bro. You're gonna find a dude that looks just like you used to.
It's gonna make you sick.
But you're gonna hold it in, and you're gonna help him out. Help him see what he could be, if he listens to you.
You're gonna pay it forward, bro. You're gonna find a dude that looks just like you used to.
It's gonna make you sick.
But you're gonna hold it in, and you're gonna help him out. Help him see what he could be, if he listens to you.
I made you into the most fuckable bro in the neighborhood, bro.
I'm such a good guy.
Say thank you. Deeper than that. Show me that you're iron.
I made you into the most fuckable bro in the neighborhood, bro.
I'm such a good guy.
Say thank you. Deeper than that. Show me that you're iron.
I know exactly when you're ready, see? And I'm careful to make my move *right* before.
You wanted my dick. That was obvious from the beginning, only now you're someone I'll tolerate looking at.
I know exactly when you're ready, see? And I'm careful to make my move *right* before.
You wanted my dick. That was obvious from the beginning, only now you're someone I'll tolerate looking at.
I didn't even have to tell you to open the Insta (had to make a push for the Fans accounts, but progress is progress).
Can't wait to collab, bro.
I didn't even have to tell you to open the Insta (had to make a push for the Fans accounts, but progress is progress).
Can't wait to collab, bro.
And eventually, you started to get it on your own, right bro? You got a fine-ass haircut, a sexier car, some shorts that showed off your ass - yeah, you thought I didn't notice that.
And eventually, you started to get it on your own, right bro? You got a fine-ass haircut, a sexier car, some shorts that showed off your ass - yeah, you thought I didn't notice that.
Sure, I made fun of your form with my bros. You fuckin' fixed it didn't you?
I told you your clothes sucked. Your job was too nerdy. Your apartment was an anti-fucking zone.
And you fuckin' fixed it.
Sure, I made fun of your form with my bros. You fuckin' fixed it didn't you?
I told you your clothes sucked. Your job was too nerdy. Your apartment was an anti-fucking zone.
And you fuckin' fixed it.
Cowards.
I don't wanna be king of a nation of pushovers, bro. I surround myself with excellence.
Cowards.
I don't wanna be king of a nation of pushovers, bro. I surround myself with excellence.
I'm interested in making you...me.
I'm interested in making you...me.
Of course you weren't, so I had to lay into you a bit. It's important that you burn with regret and shame when you're weak. I'm here to help.
I'm such a good guy, I didn't even stuff you in a locker for delaying my leg day.
Of course you weren't, so I had to lay into you a bit. It's important that you burn with regret and shame when you're weak. I'm here to help.
I'm such a good guy, I didn't even stuff you in a locker for delaying my leg day.
I even told you I'd help out. That I remembered being somewhat like you.
I didn't even let the disgust I felt at that memory show on my face (because I'm such a good guy.)
I even told you I'd help out. That I remembered being somewhat like you.
I didn't even let the disgust I felt at that memory show on my face (because I'm such a good guy.)
I'm such a good guy.
No, really. I've been nothing but a fuckin' gem from the moment you walked up to me in the gym.
For starters, I didn't immediately tell you to fuck off for interrupting my last set.
I didn't roll my eyes when you stammered out a compliment for my lats.
I'm such a good guy.
No, really. I've been nothing but a fuckin' gem from the moment you walked up to me in the gym.
For starters, I didn't immediately tell you to fuck off for interrupting my last set.
I didn't roll my eyes when you stammered out a compliment for my lats.
God, I'm so sexy. So fucking primal. Who gives a fuck about music, bro? Unless it's got a beat for my pecs to bounce to, I don't give a shit.
God, I'm so sexy. So fucking primal. Who gives a fuck about music, bro? Unless it's got a beat for my pecs to bounce to, I don't give a shit.
"Hope you're ready, bro," I growl, my cock as hard as a baseball bat. "After this, I'm going dancing, gonna let the boys fawn over me. That okay daddy?"
"Hope you're ready, bro," I growl, my cock as hard as a baseball bat. "After this, I'm going dancing, gonna let the boys fawn over me. That okay daddy?"
I tense. He tenses. This is it.
*...goes to Carl Hardwick, for the opera The Bottleneck.*
"Congrats, Chad," Andrew says, and something in me...releases.
Andrew starts speaking. "I imagine you have a lot off--oof! Hey!!"
I tense. He tenses. This is it.
*...goes to Carl Hardwick, for the opera The Bottleneck.*
"Congrats, Chad," Andrew says, and something in me...releases.
Andrew starts speaking. "I imagine you have a lot off--oof! Hey!!"
And I just wanna fuck, bro. Just let me fuck, daddy. Let me enjoy my lift, ravage a frat boy, spend days awake partying on Mykonos--
And I just wanna fuck, bro. Just let me fuck, daddy. Let me enjoy my lift, ravage a frat boy, spend days awake partying on Mykonos--
"No, you don't. Not really. You wouldn't have been in grad school if you did. That musician in you has something he wants to say, and so we're gonna let him."
He stood. "You'll keep working out, of course."
"No, you don't. Not really. You wouldn't have been in grad school if you did. That musician in you has something he wants to say, and so we're gonna let him."
He stood. "You'll keep working out, of course."
A split-second headache, and I suddenly felt like the nerd I had always been. Nicer body, better face, but my mind...
"What the hell are you doing, Andrew?!"
"Solving your conflict. Neither of us can let go of that brilliant mind."
A split-second headache, and I suddenly felt like the nerd I had always been. Nicer body, better face, but my mind...
"What the hell are you doing, Andrew?!"
"Solving your conflict. Neither of us can let go of that brilliant mind."