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@aspenlking.bsky.social
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I probably could tone up a bit, but why would I? 😇
December 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I probably could tone up a bit, but why would I? 😇
Is this a safe space?
December 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Is this a safe space?
Work holiday party was black tie with a disco twist (???) so this is what i came up with 🖤
December 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Work holiday party was black tie with a disco twist (???) so this is what i came up with 🖤
Perm is halfway grown out (and my blond hair started growing in so fast I thought I was balding) but I have no idea what kind of haircut I need to get. Curls and long hair are still an enigma to me.
December 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Perm is halfway grown out (and my blond hair started growing in so fast I thought I was balding) but I have no idea what kind of haircut I need to get. Curls and long hair are still an enigma to me.
Ready to accost hot men and grammar police them tonight 💖
December 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Ready to accost hot men and grammar police them tonight 💖
This will have repercussions
December 5, 2025 at 7:40 AM
This will have repercussions
I’ve gotta figure out how to stop oversharing at work
December 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I’ve gotta figure out how to stop oversharing at work
Cheers to thanks and being wine drunk
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Cheers to thanks and being wine drunk
Watching my grandma “season” the turkey with only butter, salt, and pepper before putting it in the oven
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Watching my grandma “season” the turkey with only butter, salt, and pepper before putting it in the oven
Honestly obsessed with the shamelessness in the gay ads on Facebook. Ok divas what the hell 😭
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Honestly obsessed with the shamelessness in the gay ads on Facebook. Ok divas what the hell 😭
15lbs down, back to my goal weight (thanks to stopping a useless psych med), and confidence slowly coming back?? 💖
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
15lbs down, back to my goal weight (thanks to stopping a useless psych med), and confidence slowly coming back?? 💖
New slutty little glasses. Or maybe they’re grandpa glasses. Either way, my vision feels sharper 💙
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
New slutty little glasses. Or maybe they’re grandpa glasses. Either way, my vision feels sharper 💙
Unintentionally matched with a boy who shares both my legal first name and last name.
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Unintentionally matched with a boy who shares both my legal first name and last name.
Eye thread.
Throwback to mullet and half-complete mustache days 🤪
Throwback to mullet and half-complete mustache days 🤪
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Eye thread.
Throwback to mullet and half-complete mustache days 🤪
Throwback to mullet and half-complete mustache days 🤪
Balcony Christmas lights are all set up 💙 Was tempted to put some fake snow somewhere, but that’d only work if wind didn’t exist lol
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Balcony Christmas lights are all set up 💙 Was tempted to put some fake snow somewhere, but that’d only work if wind didn’t exist lol
The more I grow my hair out, the more noticeable my widow’s peak becomes lol
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The more I grow my hair out, the more noticeable my widow’s peak becomes lol
This is a very big deal to me
November 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This is a very big deal to me
Regretting listening to this 😀
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Regretting listening to this 😀
It was in the mid 70s a few days ago and now it’s below freezing and snowing. Alright.
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It was in the mid 70s a few days ago and now it’s below freezing and snowing. Alright.
I don’t have a star for my tree, so I guess a plumbob will do. Sims Christmas tree. Why the hell not?
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I don’t have a star for my tree, so I guess a plumbob will do. Sims Christmas tree. Why the hell not?
Just average NYC work things 💅🏼
November 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Just average NYC work things 💅🏼
Anyway, here’s a post-Halloween flare ✨
November 4, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Anyway, here’s a post-Halloween flare ✨
Rave/slut minion costume check in
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Rave/slut minion costume check in
Went to go take a picture of the blooming red butterfly on my face but then noticed my hair looked kinda slay, so that ultimately took priority
November 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Went to go take a picture of the blooming red butterfly on my face but then noticed my hair looked kinda slay, so that ultimately took priority
Feeling absolutely ridiculous but what’s new?
October 29, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Feeling absolutely ridiculous but what’s new?