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@aspenlking.bsky.social
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I probably could tone up a bit, but why would I? 😇
December 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I probably could tone up a bit, but why would I? 😇
Is this a safe space?
December 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Is this a safe space?
Opening Grindr is like opening Pandora’s box at this point
December 18, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Opening Grindr is like opening Pandora’s box at this point
The longer my hair gets, the more horrified I become by the amount of strands I pull out during each wash 😭
December 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The longer my hair gets, the more horrified I become by the amount of strands I pull out during each wash 😭
Work holiday party was black tie with a disco twist (???) so this is what i came up with 🖤
December 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Work holiday party was black tie with a disco twist (???) so this is what i came up with 🖤
Scheduling a 3-hour work holiday party to start at 6pm in ATL on a Thursday is insane behavior. Are we not familiar with rush hour?? 😭
December 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Scheduling a 3-hour work holiday party to start at 6pm in ATL on a Thursday is insane behavior. Are we not familiar with rush hour?? 😭
Perm is halfway grown out (and my blond hair started growing in so fast I thought I was balding) but I have no idea what kind of haircut I need to get. Curls and long hair are still an enigma to me.
December 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Perm is halfway grown out (and my blond hair started growing in so fast I thought I was balding) but I have no idea what kind of haircut I need to get. Curls and long hair are still an enigma to me.
Ready to accost hot men and grammar police them tonight 💖
December 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Ready to accost hot men and grammar police them tonight 💖
Get you a boyfriend who knows how to use a semicolon. (It’s me; I’m the boyfriend.)
December 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Get you a boyfriend who knows how to use a semicolon. (It’s me; I’m the boyfriend.)
I’m gonna need my glasses back asap cuz idk how many more daily tension headaches I can take 😭
December 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I’m gonna need my glasses back asap cuz idk how many more daily tension headaches I can take 😭
Joined a NSFW gay subreddit and majority of these posts almost have me clutching my pearls. Why is it so FREAKY in there??
I will be checking it daily.
I will be checking it daily.
December 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Joined a NSFW gay subreddit and majority of these posts almost have me clutching my pearls. Why is it so FREAKY in there??
I will be checking it daily.
I will be checking it daily.
Starting to like rage baiting pseudointellectuals on Twitter a little too much. I need to deactivate 😩
December 4, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Starting to like rage baiting pseudointellectuals on Twitter a little too much. I need to deactivate 😩
You can’t be hot and transphobic at the same time 💖
December 4, 2025 at 6:07 AM
You can’t be hot and transphobic at the same time 💖
Apparently on Twitter literacy and nuance is dead and a director withholding information about the actors’ sexual orientations implies that they’re straight and stealing roles from other gay actors and the world is ending and everyone must come out publicly lest they be sent to the gallows
December 3, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Apparently on Twitter literacy and nuance is dead and a director withholding information about the actors’ sexual orientations implies that they’re straight and stealing roles from other gay actors and the world is ending and everyone must come out publicly lest they be sent to the gallows
I’ve gotta figure out how to stop oversharing at work
December 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I’ve gotta figure out how to stop oversharing at work
At this point, my standards in men are the following:
•Sexy mustache
•Sexy mustache
December 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
At this point, my standards in men are the following:
•Sexy mustache
•Sexy mustache
Cheers to thanks and being wine drunk
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Cheers to thanks and being wine drunk
Watching my grandma “season” the turkey with only butter, salt, and pepper before putting it in the oven
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Watching my grandma “season” the turkey with only butter, salt, and pepper before putting it in the oven
Honestly obsessed with the shamelessness in the gay ads on Facebook. Ok divas what the hell 😭
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Honestly obsessed with the shamelessness in the gay ads on Facebook. Ok divas what the hell 😭
People bickering with me in the comments of a TikTok about a roller coaster is truly such a niche experience
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
People bickering with me in the comments of a TikTok about a roller coaster is truly such a niche experience
What if I just started wearing a little bit of black eyeliner every day? I’d be way too scared to apply it but what if
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
What if I just started wearing a little bit of black eyeliner every day? I’d be way too scared to apply it but what if
Maybe I’m too woke but I don’t think a gym thirst trap should involve fat-shaming other people. Like just post the photo and go. There’s no reason to be evil?
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Maybe I’m too woke but I don’t think a gym thirst trap should involve fat-shaming other people. Like just post the photo and go. There’s no reason to be evil?
Adjusting to wearing glasses with an astigmatism adjustment is making me feel absolutely insane (and nauseous). Truly not feeling slay right now.
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Adjusting to wearing glasses with an astigmatism adjustment is making me feel absolutely insane (and nauseous). Truly not feeling slay right now.
15lbs down, back to my goal weight (thanks to stopping a useless psych med), and confidence slowly coming back?? 💖
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
15lbs down, back to my goal weight (thanks to stopping a useless psych med), and confidence slowly coming back?? 💖
Been using minoxidil on my face for a month to try to get the rest of my facial hair to come in, yet I’ve somehow only managed to make more chest hair come in. Hello??
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Been using minoxidil on my face for a month to try to get the rest of my facial hair to come in, yet I’ve somehow only managed to make more chest hair come in. Hello??